YONGII ctrlthesky@hotmail.com
Things are never gonna be the same now. 这世界要变样了
I mean, look at this. 看啊
You got aliens. 画了外星人
You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 还有绿色的大块头把楼砸坏
When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians. 我小时候 画的都是牛仔和印第安人
Actually, it's native American, but whatever. 其实 得叫美国土著 无所谓了
Yeah. Tell you what, though. 嗯 不过 告诉你
It ain't bad, is it? 还不赖 是吧
No. Yeah. 是啊 嗯
Kid's got a future. 这孩子有前途
Yeah, well, 是啊
we'll see, I guess. 走着瞧吧
No, hey! 不行
You can't saw through that stuff. 那玩意锯不断的
These alien bastards are tough. 这些外星玩意很结实
You gotta use the stuff they use. 你得用他们的东西对付他们
See? 瞧
All right. - All right. 好 -好
Glad you could join us. Afternoon. 真高兴你能来啊 下午好
Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. 嗯 我的闹钟没响
Yeah, your alarm. 是啊 你的闹钟
Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. 照我说的把那个装甲板摞起来
This is a huge deal for us. 这可是个大单
Attention, please! 请注意
In accordance with executive order 396b, 依照行政命令396b
all post-battle cleanup operations 所有战后清理工作
are now under our jurisdiction. 均由我们接管
Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here. 感谢你们的服务 我们会接手了
Who the hell are you? 你是谁
Qualified personnel. 有资质人员
Look, I have a city contract 听着 我跟市政府签了合同
to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so-- 清理废墟
I apologize, Mr. Toomes, 很抱歉 图姆斯先生
but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction. 但一切清理行动现在都由我们负责了
Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected 请交出全部你们已收集的外星物质
or you will be prosecuted. 否则你们将被起诉
Ma'am, what am--? 女士 什么...
Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. 拜托 过来 女士 拜托
Look... 听着
I bought trucks for this job. 我为这单活儿买了卡车
I brought in a whole new crew. 我还招了新人
These guys have a family. I have a family. 这些人都有家室 我也有
I'm all in on this. I could lose my house. 我赌上了一切 我可能丢掉房子的
I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. 抱歉 先生 我也没办法
Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself. 或许下次 别不自量力
What'd you say? 你说什么
Yeah. 嗯
He's right. I overextended myself. 他是对的 我不自量力了
Don't do it. 别
Put 'em down. 都放下
If you have a grievance, 如果你有不满
you may take it up with my superiors. 可以去找我的上级
Your superiors. Who the hell are they? 你的上级 那是谁
A joint venture between Stark Industries and the federal government, 斯塔克工业和联邦政府的合营企业
the Department of Damage Control, 损害控制局
will oversee the collection and storage of alien 将监督外星和其他外来物质的
and other exotic materials. 收集和存储
Now the assholes who made this mess are paid to clean it up. 那个搞出烂摊子的混蛋现在又要收钱收拾残局
Yeah, it's all rigged. 是啊 都是内部交易
Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material 据专家估计 整个三州地区散落了超过
scattered throughout the tri-state area. 1500吨的外来物质
Hey, chief! 老大
We still have another load from yesterday. 我们还有一车昨天的货
We're supposed to turn this in, right? 我们得上交的 是吧
I ain't hauling it. - It's too bad. 我可不去送 -太可惜了
We could have made some cool stuff from all that alien junk. 我们可以用那些外星玩意做不少好玩的
I tell you what. 这样吧
Let's keep it. 我们不交了
The world's changing. 这世界在变
It's time we change too. 我们也该变变了
There you go, Mason. 给 梅森
Yeah! 太棒了
Business is good. 生意很好
New York. Queens. 纽约市 皇后区
It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home. 这一带不太平 但终归是家
Who you talking to? 你在跟谁说话
No one. Just making a little video of the trip. 没谁 我在拍摄行程
You can't show it to anyone. - Yeah, I know. 你不能拿给任何人看 -我知道
Then why are you narrating in that voice? 那你还变声念旁白
Because it's fun. - Fun. 好玩嘛 -好玩
So why do they call you Happy? 你为什么叫哈皮
Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go. 快点 我可不给你拿包 快走
Should I go to the bathroom before? 我要先上个厕所吗
There's a bathroom on it. 上面有厕所
No pilot? That's awesome. 无人驾驶吗 太赞了
Is that where you're gonna sit? - Yeah. 你就坐那儿吗 -嗯
This is your first time on a private plane? 你第一次做专机吗
My first time on any plane. 我第一次坐飞机
Should it--? Should it be--? Should it be making that noise? 那个...它...这噪音没问题吗
No one has actually told me 并没人跟我说过
why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. 我为什么要来柏林或是我要做什么
Something about Captain America going crazy. 好像是美国队长发疯了
This is you. - Oh, we're neighbors? 你到了 -我们住隔壁吗
We're not roommates. Suit up. 我们不住同间 换衣服
Okay, Peter, you got this. 好吧 彼得 你行的
What the hell are you wearing? 你穿的啥玩意
It's my suit. 我的战衣啊
Where's the case? - What case? 箱子呢 -什么箱子
That's not my... What? I thought that was a closet. 那不是我的...什么 我以为那是个橱柜
This Is still my room? - Go. Please. 这里也是我的房间吗 -快去吧
my room Is way bigger than-- - There. 我的房间好大... -快去
I found the case. I found the case. I found the case. 我找到箱子了 我找到箱子了
A minor upgrade? 稍作升级
Oh, my god. 天呐
Put it on. - What the--? 穿上 -什么
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen-- 这是我见过的最酷的东西
Let's go. - But I don't understand. 快点 -我不明白
Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. 这是给我的吗 哈皮 哈皮 等等
This is insane. Insane. 这太疯狂了 太疯狂了
Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. 看这个啊 看看这眼睛
The greatest day of my life. - Let's go. Come on. 这是我人生最棒的一天 -快点换吧
Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow. 好了 那是美国队长 钢铁侠 黑寡妇
Who's that new guy? - Underoos! 那个新来的是谁 -内衣宝宝
Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 叫我呢 我得走了
Hey, everyone. 大家好
Okay, so the craziest thing just happened. 好吧 刚刚太疯狂了
I just had a fight with Captain America. 我跟美国队长打了一架
I stole his shield. I threw it at him-- 我偷了他的盾 还拿盾丢他
What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on. 搞什么 他变大了 我得走了 等等
It was the most amazing thing that ever happened! 简直太赞了
Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, underoos!" 斯塔克先生喊 "内衣宝宝"
I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. 我就一个翻身偷了美队的盾
I was like, "What's up, everybody?" 我还说 "大家好啊"
And then-- hey, just a second! 然后 等一下
Coming! 来了
We have thin walls here. 墙不太隔音
What are you doing, a little video diary? 你干什么呢 做视频日志吗
Yeah. - It's all right. 是啊 -没事
I'd do the same thing. - I told him not to. 换了我也会的 -我叫他别了
He was filming everything. I'm gonna wipe the chip. 他什么都拍 我会抹掉芯片的
You know what? We should make an alibi video 知道吗 我们反正也该拍段视频
for your aunt anyway. You ready? 当托辞骗你婶婶 准备好了吗
An alibi? - we rolling? 托辞 -拍了吗
Sure. - Get in the frame. 好啊 -到镜头里来
Okay. 好了
Hey, May. How you doing? 梅 你好吗
What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. 你穿着什么呢 希望是布料少的
Peter, that's inappropriate. 彼得 这么说不太好
Let's start over. You can edit it. 重来吧 你可以剪辑一下
Three, two, one. Hey, may. 三 二 一 你好啊 梅
My gosh, I wanted to tell you 天呐 我想告诉你
what an incredible job your nephew did this weekend 你侄子这周末在斯塔克实习基地
at the Stark internship retreat. 表现得太出色了
Everyone was impressed. 大家都交口称赞
Come on! 拜托
It's a freaking merge. Sorry. 并道啊 抱歉
Because you're not on Queens Boulevard. 谁叫你不走皇后大道
See, Happy is hoping 哈皮本希望
to get bumped up to asset management. 能升职到资产管理部
He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver. 他本是安保主管 再之前是个司机
That was a private conversation. 那是私人谈话
I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that. 我不喜欢拿这事开玩笑 很难启齿的
No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch? 说真的 他是不是拼命打呼噜来着
Here we are. End of the line. 我们到了 到家了
Happy, can you give us a moment? 哈皮 能让我们单独待会儿吗
You want me to leave the car? 你要我下车吗
Why don't you grab Peter's case out of the trunk. 你去把彼得的箱子从后备箱拿出来吧
I can keep the suit? 我能留下战衣吗
Yes, we were just talking about it. 是的 我们刚刚不正说呢嘛
Do me a favor, though. 但是 帮个忙
Happy's kind of your point guy on this. 哈皮算是你的负责人
Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. 别给他太多压力 别干蠢事
I've seen his cardiogram. 我看过他的心电图
All right? - Yes. 好吗 -好
Don't do anything I would do, 别做我会做的事
and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. 更不要做我不会做的事
There's a little gray area in there. And that's where you operate. 这之间有一小块灰色区域 就是你的活动范围
Wait, does that mean I'm an avenger? 那么我是个复仇者了吗
No. 不是
This it? - Seventh floor. 这个吗 -七楼
I can take that up. You don't have to take it. 我拿上去吧 不劳您了
You're gonna take it? - Yeah, I can take that. 你自己拿啊 -嗯 我自己拿吧
Thank you. 谢谢
So when's our next--? 那我们下次什么时候...
When's our next "retreat," you know? 再什么时候去"实习"
What, next mission? 下次任务吗
Yeah, the mission. The missions. 对 任务 今后的任务
We'll call you. - Do you have my numbers? 我们会联络你的 -你有我的号码吗
No, I mean, we'll call you. 不 就是会通知你的
Like, someone will call you. All right? 就是有人会打给你的 好吗
From your team. - Okay. All right. 你团队的人 -那好
That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. 不是抱你 我就是替你开车门
We're not there yet. 我们还没那么好呢
Bye. 再见
They're gonna call me. 他们会联络我的
哈皮 就是问问 我下午2:45放学
What's up, Penis Parker? 你好啊 软蛋·帕克
Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology. 早上好 中城区科技高中
Students, don't forget about your homecoming tickets. 学生们 别忘记返校节门票
Do you have a date for homecoming? 你返校节有男伴吗
Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date. 谢谢 杰森 但我有男伴了
Okay. - Yeah. 好吧 -嗯
Damn it. - You, in my office right now. 该死 -你 马上去我办公室
Join me, and together 加入我 我们一起
we'll build my new Llego Death Star. 建造我的新乐高死星
What? - So lame. 什么 -太没劲了
No way. That's awesome. How many pieces? 不会吧 太棒了 多少块的
Three thousand eight hundred and three. 三千八百零三
That's insane. - I know. 不可思议 -是啊
You want to build it tonight? 你想今晚拼吗
No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark-- 今晚不行 我得去斯塔克...
Stark internship. - Yeah, exactly. 斯塔克实习 -是啊
Always got that internship. 总得去做实习
Yeah, well, hopefully, 是啊 希望
soon it'll lead to a real job with them. 很快就真能在那儿谋个职了
that would be So sweet. - right? 那就太棒了 -是吧
He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. 他会说 "表格做得真好 彼得
Here's a gold coin." 给你枚金币"
I don't know how jobs work. 我根本不懂工作是什么样的
That's exactly how they work. 就是这样的
I'll knock out the basic bones of the Death Star at my place. 我会在我家把死星的大体结构搭好
I'll come by afterwards. 然后再去你家
For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. 主要的难点是底座
The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops. 上部至多两小时就能做好
That'd be great. 那好啊
Okay, so how do we calculate 好了 我们如何计算
linear acceleration between points a and b? A点和B点之间的线性加速度
Flash. 弗拉士
It's the product of sine of the angle 角正弦
and gravity divided by the mass. 乘重力除质量
Nope. Peter. 不对 彼得
You still with us? 还在听吗
Yeah, yeah. 在听 在听
Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine. 质量抵消了 就是重力乘正弦
Right. See, Flash, being the fastest 对 瞧 弗拉士 如果答错
isn't always the best if you are wrong. 最快也未必是最好的
You're dead. 你死定了
Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr, 今天我们要讨论丹麦物理学家尼尔斯·玻尔
but trust me, there's nothing bohr-ing 但相信我 他发现的
about his discoveries regarding quantum theory. 量子理论 可绝对不无聊
Did Liz Get a new top? - No. 丽兹换新上衣了吗 -没有
We've seen that before, but never with that skirt. 这件我们见过 只是没配过这条裙子
Liz, hey. 丽兹
That looks so good. 真不错
We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy, though. 我们还是别再盯着看了 否则要像变态了
Too late. You guys are losers. 已经变态了 你俩真可悲
Well, then why do you sit with us? 那为什么跟我们坐一起
Because I don't have any friends. 因为我没有朋友
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Let's move to the next question. 下一问题
What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element? 最重的自然元素是什么
Hydrogen's the lightest. 氢是最轻的
That's not the question. Okay. Yeah. 但那不是问题 好吧
Uranium. 铀
That is correct. Thank you, Abraham. 正确 谢谢 亚伯拉罕
Yes. - Open your books to page 10. 好啊 -请将书打开到第10页
Peter, it's nationals. 彼得 这是全国赛
Is there no way you could take one weekend off? 你就不能放一个周末的假吗
I can't go to Washington. Because if Mr. Stark needs me, 我不能去华盛顿 万一斯塔克先生需要我
then, I have to make sure that I'm here. 我一定得在这儿
You've never been in the same room as Tony Stark. 你都没见过托尼·斯塔克本人吧
Wait. What's happening? 等等 怎么了
Peter's not going to Washington. 彼得不去华盛顿了
No. No, No, No. - Why not? 不不 -为什么不去
Really? Right before nationals? 不是吧 马上就国家赛了
He already quit marching band and robotics lab. 他已经退了军乐团和机器人实验室
I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant. 我不是迷上他了 就是观察力强
Flash, you're in for Peter. 弗拉士 你替彼得
I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first. 这个嘛 我得先看看我的日程
I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. 我跟黑寡妇的约会就要到了
That is false. 伪命题
What'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? 不是叫你别乱按铃胡闹吗
Hey, what's up? - Hey, man. 好啊 -你好
What's up, Mr. Delmar? 你好啊 达尔摩先生
Mr. Parker. 帕克先生
Number five, right? 还是5号 是吗
Yeah, and with pickles, 嗯 加酸黄瓜
and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. 麻烦压得扁扁的 谢谢
You got it, boss. 好嘞
How's your aunt? 你婶婶怎么样了
Yeah, she's all right. 她挺好
She's a very hot Italian woman. 他婶婶是个很性感的意大利女人
How's your daughter? 你女儿怎么样了
Ten dollars. - It's $5. 10美元 -写着5元啊
For that comment, $10. 叫你嘴贱 10美元
Come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. 拜托 就是开玩笑
Here's $5. 给你5美元
What's up, Murph? 好啊 墨菲
How you doing, buddy? 你好吗 伙计
So how's school? 学校怎么样
You know. It's boring. Got better things to do. 无聊啊 我有更好玩的事可做
Stay in school, kid. Stay in school. 要好好上学 孩子 记住
Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me. 否则 会落得像我一样
This Is great. - Best sandwiches in Queens. 这多棒 -皇后区最好的三明治
Finally. 可算啊
What's the matter with you? 你什么毛病
Could you hold this for a second? Thanks. 你能拿一下吗 谢谢
Is this anybody's bike? No? 这是谁的自行车 没人认吗
Hey, buddy, Is This your bike? - I have No change. 哥们 这是你的自行车吗 -没零钱
Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen? 谁有笔吗 你有笔吗
Everybody good? 大家都好吗
You're that spider guy on YouTube, right? 你是油管上那个蜘蛛男 是吧
Call me spider-man! 叫我蜘蛛侠啦
Okay, spider-man. Do a flip. 好啊 蜘蛛侠 翻个身
Yeah! - Not bad. 好啊 -不赖
Hey, buddy. 伙计
Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. 别偷车 这可不好
It's my car, dumbass! 这是我的车 蠢蛋
Shut that off! 快关掉
Can you tell him it's my car? - I was just-- 能不能告诉他这是我的车 -我就是...
I work at nights. Come on. 我还上夜班呢 拜托
That's not your car! 那不是你的车
That's his car. - How was I supposed to know it's his car? 那是他的车 -我怎么能知道是他的
He put that in the window! - Every day with these damn alarms! 他还撬窗 -每天都这么吵吵
Turn it off! - Don't make me come down there, you punk. 关掉 -别逼我下去收拾你
Hey, Gary! How you doing? 加里 你好吗
Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother? 玛乔莉 你好吗 你妈妈好吗
I'm good, I'm good. 我没事
You have reached the voicemail box of: 已为您接入语音信箱 收件人
Happy Hogan. 哈皮·霍根
Hey, happy. Here's my report for tonight. 哈皮 跟你报告下今天的战绩
I stopped a grand theft bicycle. 我拦截了一个自行车大盗
Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note. 但没找到车主 就留了张字条
I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. 我还帮助了一位迷路的多米尼加老太太
She was really nice and bought me a churro. 她很客气 还给我买了个西班牙油条
I just feel like I could be doing more. 我就是觉得 我还能做到更多
You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be. 我就是想知道下次任务会是什么时候
So, yeah, just call me back. 嗯 那打给我哦
It's Peter. Parker. 我是彼得 帕克
Why would I tell him about the churro? 干嘛把油条的事说出来啊
Okay. 好吧
Can't wait to see this thing. 真等不及看看它的威力了
Finally, something good. 可算有动真格的了
Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy. 有这高科技的玩意简直太轻松了
Told You it was worth it. - Okay, go, go, Go. 就说这个值吧 -快来
Nice. 漂亮
We can hit, like, five more places tonight. 我们今晚还能再劫五个网点
What's up, guys? You forget your pin number? 几位好啊 这是忘记卡号了吗
You're the Avengers. 你们是复仇者诶
What are you guys doing here? 你们怎么在这儿
Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. 托儿 绿巨人 可算见到你们了
I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron man. 我以为你们本人会更帅些呢 钢铁侠
Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. 你抢银行干什么 你是亿万富翁啊
This feels so weird. 感觉好怪啊
What is that thing? 那是什么玩意
I'm starting...To think... 我开始...觉得...
You're not...The Avengers. 你们不是...复仇者了
911. What's your emergency? 911 有什么紧急情况
Spider-man is fighting the Avengers 蜘蛛侠在大战复仇者联盟
in a bank on 21st street. 就在21街的一家银行里
All right, guys, let's wrap this up. 好了 各位 我们做个了结吧
It's a school night. 明天还上学呢
So how do jerks like you get tech like this? 你这样的混混哪弄来这样的装备的
No. Wait, wait, wait! 不 等等
Mr. Delmar. 达尔摩先生
Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello? 达尔摩先生 你在吗 有人在吗 有人吗
Come on. 不是吧
I gotta-- 我得...
here, here. - Good, Yeah. 给 -好
Okay. Good. Yes. 好的 很好
Yes-- no. No, put that down. 别别 放下来
That's worth more than you or me. 那可比你我都值钱
Yeah? 什么事
Happy, the craziest thing just happened to me. 哈皮 我刚碰到了特别疯狂的事
These guys were robbing an ATM 有群人拿着高科技的武器
with high-tech weapons-- 打劫了一个自动提款机网点
Take a breath. I don't have time for ATM 慢慢说 我没工夫管小打小闹的
robberies - Yeah, but-- 劫匪 -但是
or the thoughtful notes you leave behind. 还有你体贴的留言
I have moving day to worry about. 我还得操心搬家的事
Everything's gotta be out by next week. 下周前所有东西都得搬走
Wait, wait. You're moving? Who's moving? 等等 搬家 谁要搬家
Yeah, don't you watch the news? 你不看新闻吗
Tony sold Avengers Tower. 托尼卖了复仇者大楼
We're relocating to a new facility upstate 我们将迁至州北的新设施
where hopefully the cell service is much worse. 希望 那里的手机信号要烂一些
but What about me? - What about you? 那我呢 -你怎么了
Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something 那要是斯塔克先生需要我呢
or I don't know, something big goes down? 或是发生了什么大事呢
Look, can I please just talk to Mr. Stark? 能不能让我跟斯塔克先生谈谈
Look, just stay away from anything too dangerous. 别干什么太危险的事
I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay? 我要负责确保你会负责行事 好吗
I am responsible. I-- 我很负责的 我...
Crap. 该死
My backpack's gone. - That doesn't sound responsible. 我的背包没了 -那不像负责的样子
I'll call you back. - Feel free not to. 我再打给你吧 -不打也行的
What was that? 什么声音
It's nothing. Nothing. 没什么 没什么
You're the spider-man. 你是蜘蛛侠
From YouTube. - I'm not. I'm not. 油管上那个 -我不是
You were on the ceiling. 你刚刚趴在天花板上
No, I wasn't... Man, what are you doing in my room? 我没有...你为什么在我房间里
May let me in. You said we were gonna finish the Death Star. 梅让我进来的 我们说好一起做完死星的
You can't just bust into my room! 你不能就这么闯进我的房间
That Turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. 那个火鸡肉卷的菜谱太烂了
Let's go to dinner. Thai? 我们出去吃吧 泰国菜行吗
Ned, you want thai? 内德 吃泰国菜吗
Yes. - No. He's got a thing. 好啊 -不好 他还有事
A thing to do after. 之后再做
Okay. 好吧
Maybe put on some clothes. 穿上点衣服吧
She doesn't know? - Nobody knows. 她还不知道吗 -谁都不知道
I mean, Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. 斯塔克先生知道 因为他给我做了战衣
But that's it. 但没别人了
Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger? 那是托尼·斯塔克做的 你是复仇者吗
Yeah, basically. 是啊 差不多吧
Oh, geez. - You can't tell anybody about this. 天呐 -你不能告诉任何人
You gotta keep it a secret. 你得保密
Secret? Why? - You know what she's like. 秘密 为什么 -你知道她的
If she finds out people try and kill me every single night, 她要是知道我每晚都被人追杀
she's not gonna let me do this anymore. 她就不会允许我再做下去了
Come on, Ned, please. 拜托了 内德
Okay, okay, okay. 好吧
I'll level with you. 我跟你说实话
I don't think I can't keep this a secret. 我觉得我保不了密
It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 这是我遇到过的最棒的事
Ned, May cannot know. 内德 梅绝不能知道
I cannot do that to her right now. 我现在不能让她那样担心
You know? 知道吗
I mean, everything that's happened with her, I-- 她经受了那么多事 我...
Please. 求你
Okay. - Just swear it, okay? 好吧 -发誓 好吗
I swear. 我发誓
Thank you. - Yeah. 谢谢 -嗯
I can't believe this is happening now. 真不敢相信
can I try the suit on? - No. 我能试试战衣吗 -不能
How's it work? Is it magnets? 它是什么原理 磁铁吗
How do you shoot the strings? 那些线你怎么射出来的
I'm gonna tell you about this at school tomorrow, okay? - Great. 明天到学校跟你讲 好吗 -太好了
Okay, well, wait, then. 好吧 等一下
How do you do this and the Stark internship? 你怎么同时做这个和斯塔克的实习
This is the Stark internship. 这就是斯塔克的实习
Just get out of here. 快走吧
What's the matter? 怎么了
Thought you loved larb. 你不是喜欢肉沙拉吗
It's too larby? 太腻了吗
Not larby enough. 不够腻
How many times do I have to say "larb" before... 你还要我说几次"腻"
You talk to me? 才肯跟我说话
You know I larb you. 你知道我爱腻
I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. 我就是压力大 实习让我好累
A lot of work. 很忙碌
The Stark internship. 斯塔克的实习
I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. 跟你说 我可不怎么喜欢那个托尼·斯塔克
You're distracted all the time. He's got you in your head. 你总是一心多用 他搞得你心神不宁
...the beloved Queens institution Delmar Sandwiches 深受喜爱的皇后区达尔摩三明治店
was destroyed in an explosion earlier tonight 在今晚早些时候的一场爆炸中被毁
after an ATM robbery was thwarted 爆炸起因是一场被挫败的自动提款机抢劫
by Queens' own colorful local crime stopper, 而见义勇为的正是皇后区本地的犯罪终结者
The Spider-man. 蜘蛛侠
As the Spider-man attempted to foil their heist, 蜘蛛侠在阻止他们抢劫的过程中
a powerful blast was set off, 一股强大的冲击波被触发
slicing through the bodega across the street. 结果切碎了街对面的小店
Miraculously, no one was harmed. 奇迹的是 没人受伤
If you spot something like that happening, 你要是看到了这样的事
you turn and you run the other way. 立刻调头就跑
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 嗯嗯 当然了
Six blocks away from us. 离我们就六个街区
I need a new backpack. 我需要新背包
What? - I need a new backpack. 什么 -我需要新背包
That's five. 这都第五个了
Sticky rice pudding. - We didn't order that. 糯米布丁 -我们没点那个
It's on the house. 请你们的
Thanks. 谢谢
That's nice of him. 他真好心
I think he larbs you. 我觉得他喜欢腻
You got bit by a spider? 你被一只蜘蛛咬了
Can it bite me? 能让它咬咬我吗
Well, it probably would've hurt, right? 大概挺疼的吧
Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. 算了 就算真疼 我也忍了
Maybe. How much did it hurt? 或许吧 到底多疼
The spider's dead, Ned. 那只蜘蛛死了 内德
You were here? 你当时在场
Yeah. 是啊
You could've died. 你可能会没命呢
Do you lay eggs? 你下蛋吗
What? No. 什么 不
can You spit venom? - No. 你能吐毒液吗 -不能
Can you summon an army of spiders? 你能召唤一支蜘蛛大军出来吗
No, Ned. 不能 内德
The Sokovia Accords were put into place... 《索科威亚协议》的签订
How far can you shoot your webs? 你的网能射多远
It's unknown. Shut up. 没试过 闭嘴
-to begin regulating... 开始管理...
If I was you, I would stand on the edge of a building 我要是你 就站在一栋建筑边缘
and shoot as far as I could-- - Shut up, Ned. 尽量往远了射 -闭嘴啦 内德
I'm Captain America. 大家好 我是美国队长
Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield... 不管你是在课堂里 还是战场上
Do You know him too? - Yeah, we met. 你还认识他吗 -嗯 我们见过
I stole his shield. - What? 我偷了他的盾 -什么
Today, my good friend, your gym teacher 今天 我的好朋友 你们的体育老师
will be conducting the Captain America Fitness Challenge. 将带大家进行美国队长健身挑战
Thank you, captain. 谢谢 队长
Pretty sure this guy's a war criminal now, 这家伙按说现在是战犯了
but whatever, I have to show these videos. 但管他呢 我必须给你们看视频
It's required by the state. Let's do it. 是州的要求 我们开始吧
Do Avengers have to pay taxes? 复仇者还要缴税吗
What does Hulk smell like? 绿巨人什么味儿
I bet He smells nice. - You have to Shut up. 肯定香香的 -闭嘴吧
Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? 美国队长人挺好吗 还是坏脾气老头那种
Ned, just shh, okay? 内德 别说了 好吗
Can I be your guy in the chair? 我能做你的技术支援吗
What? 什么
Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset 就是那个戴着耳机
telling the other guy where to go? 指挥另一个人行动的人
Like, if you ever stuck in a burning building, 比如 如果你困在了火场里
I could tell you where to go. 我可以告诉你该去哪
Cause, there'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around them. 我可以在一堆屏幕之间周旋
Cause, I could be your guy in the chair. 我可以做你的技术支援
Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair. 内德 我不需要技术支援
Looking good, Parker. 不错 帕克
Now, see, for me, it would be f Thor 要是我呢 就是上托尔
marry Iron Man and kill Hulk. 嫁钢铁侠 杀绿巨人
Well, what about the Spider-man? 那蜘蛛大侠呢
It's just Spider-man. 就是蜘蛛侠
Did you guys see that bank security cam on YouTube? 你们在油管上看到银行的监控录像了吗
He fought off four guys. 他打退了四个人
Oh, my god, she's crushing on Spider-man. 天呐 她喜欢上蜘蛛侠了
No way. 不会吧
Kind of. - Oh, gross. 有点吧 -恶心
He's probably, like, 30. 他可能都30了
You don't know what he looks like. 你都不知道他长什么样
What if he's seriously burned? 要是他严重烧伤了呢
I wouldn't care. I'd still love him for the person he is inside. 我不会在乎 我还是会爱他的为人
Peter knows Spider-man. 彼得认识蜘蛛侠
No, I don't. No. I-- I mean-- 不 我不 不...
They're friends. 他们是朋友
Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. 威尔森教练还是美国队长的"好朋友"呢
I've met him, yeah. A couple times. 我是见过他 几次
But it's... 但是
Through the Stark internship. 是因为斯塔克实习
Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. 但我不该说出来的
Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? 太赞了 这样吧
Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right? 或许你该请他参加丽兹的派对 是吧
Yeah, um, I'm having people over tonight. 是啊 我今晚请大家来玩的
You're more than welcome to come. 非常欢迎你也来
Having a party? - Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 开派对吗 -是啊 会很赞的
You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-man. 你真该把你的私密好友蜘蛛侠也请来
It's okay. 算了
I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so... 我知道彼得反正也忙得没时间参加派对
Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker? 得了 他会去的 是吧 帕克
What are you doing? 你在干什么
Helping you out. 帮你忙
Did you not hear her? 你没听到她说吗
Liz has a crush on you. 丽兹喜欢你
Dude, you're an Avenger. 哥们 你是个复仇者
If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you. 要说我们中谁有机会约到高四女生 就是你了
House party in the suburbs. 郊区的家庭派对
I remember these. Kind of jealous. 这我记得 好嫉妒
It'll be a night to remember. 今晚会难以忘怀
Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat. 内德 有些帽子挑人 那顶帽子很衬你
Yeah, it gives me confidence. 嗯 它能给我自信
This is a mistake. 这是个错误
Let's just go home. 我们还是回家吧
Peter. 彼得
I know. I know it's really hard 我知道 我知道这很难
trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. 努力融入的同时 眼看着自己的身体发生变化
It's flowering now. 你正在萌发
He's so stressed out lately. 他最近压力好大
What helps with stress is a party. 去参加派对很能减压的
We should go to the party. - Yeah, let's do it. 我们去吧 -嗯 我们去吧
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. 我去了 我去了
Peter... 彼得
have fun, okay? - I will. 好好玩 好吗 -好啊
Bye, May. 再见 梅
Dude, you have the suit, right? 哥们 你带战衣了吧
This is gonna change our lives. 我们的人生要就此改变了
DJ Flash. DJ弗拉士
Okay. We're gonna have Spider-man swing in, 好 让蜘蛛侠飞进来
say you guys are tight, 然后说你们关系很好
and I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs. 然后跟我撞个拳 或来个那种哥们半抱
Can't believe you're at this lame party. 真不敢相信你们也来这个没劲的派对了
But you're here too. 你不也来了吗
Am I? 我来了吗
Oh, my gosh. 天呐
Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned. 你们好啊 帽子真帅 内德
Hi, Liz. - Hi, Liz. 好啊 丽兹 -好啊 丽兹
I'm so happy you guys came. 你们来我太高兴了
There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself. 有披萨 有酒 别客气
What a great party. - Thanks. 派对真棒 -谢谢
I-- my parents will kill me if anything's broken. 要是真打破了什么 我爸妈会杀了我的
I gotta-- - Yeah. 我得去... -嗯
Have fun. 好好玩
Bye. - Bye. 再见 -再见
Dude, what are you doing? 哥们 你干什么呢
She's here. Spider it up. 她就在这儿 快去扮成蜘蛛
No, no, no. I can't-- I cannot do this. 不不 我不能这么做
Spider-man is not a party trick, okay? 蜘蛛侠不是派对猴戏 好吗
Look, I'm just gonna be myself. 我就做我自己吧
Peter, no one wants that. 彼得 没人想看那个
Dude. 老铁
Penis Parker, what's up? 软蛋·帕克 你好啊
So where's your pal Spider-man? 你的好哥们蜘蛛侠呢
Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? 我猜猜 跟你的假想女友在加拿大吗
That's not Spider-man. 那不是蜘蛛侠啊
That's just Ned in a red shirt. 那是穿红衬衫的内德
Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-man. 好啊 我是蜘蛛侠
Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. 就是路过跟我哥们彼得打个招呼
What's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? 内德 好啊 彼得人呢
He must be around..." 他就在附近吧
God, this is stupid. 天呐 这真蠢
What am I doing? 我在干什么
What the hell? 搞什么
This sucks. 真烦人
Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed 这是用在索科威亚回收的
sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. 奥创手臂制作的
Here. You try. 给 你试试看
Man, I wanted something low-key. 哥们 我只想要点低调的东西
Why are you trying to upsell me, man? 你干吗卖我这些高档货
Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? 好吧 我有符合你要求的
I got tons of great stuff here. 我这里有一堆好东西
One sec. 稍等
Okay, I got black hole grenades, Chitauri railguns... 我有黑洞手榴弹 齐塔瑞磁轨炮
You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. 你还在野外乱开火了 快点吧
Look, times are changing. 时代变了
We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons. 只有我们卖这些个高科技武器
This must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff. 自动提款机劫匪肯定就从他们这儿买的武器
I just need something to stick up somebody. 我只是想要打劫的家伙事
I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. 我没想把他们打回到过去
I got antigrav climbers. 我有反重力攀爬器
Yo, climbers? 攀爬器
Okay, what the hell is that? 那是什么鬼动静
Did You set us up? - Hey, Hey, man. 这是你布的局吗 -冷静 哥们
Come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me. 喂喂 你想开枪 就冲我来吧
All right. 好啊
What was that? 那是什么
we gotta call him. - No, No, No, No. 我们得联系他 -不用
Did you just do it again? 你又乱开火了吗
Shut up. - I'm calling him. 闭嘴 -我要打给他
Toomes's phone. 图姆斯电话
Boss. 老大
Oh, my butt! 我的屁股
Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. 这可好 那我得走捷径了
Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun. 两位 打得好 玩得开心点
Buddy. 乖狗狗
Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch. 抱歉 没工夫玩 去捡
Now, this is more like it. 这才像话嘛
Smells really good. 好香
Great movie! 这电影真棒
Hey, guys. 你们好啊
Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message. 我是彼得 请留言
Peter, where are you? 彼得 你去哪了
The hat's not working. This is not cool. 帽子没给我加分 你这样可不好
Almost got you. 差一点
Thought you got away from me, didn't you? 以为你甩掉我了 是吧
I got you right where I want you. 我早料到你会到这儿了
Surprise! 惊不惊喜
What the hell? 怎么回事
And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster 然后他像个怪物似的一个猛子扎下来
and picked me up, 抱起了我
and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me. 带我飞了好高 然后又把我丢了下来
How'd you find me? 你怎么找到我的
Did you put a tracker in my suit or something? 你在我的战衣上装了追踪器吗
I put everything in your suit. 我在你的战衣上什么都装了
Including this heater. 包括这个加热器
That's better. Thanks. 舒服多了 谢谢
What were you thinking? 你怎么想的啊
The guy with wings is obviously the source of the weapons. 那个带翅膀的男人显然是武器的源头
I gotta take him down. 我得拿下他
Take him down now, huh? 还拿下他呢
Steady Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing. 别冲动 这种事是有专人负责管的
the Avengers? - No, No, No. 复仇者吗 -不不
This is a little below their pay grade. 这种事不值得他们出手
Anyway, Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come all the way out here. 总之 斯塔克先生 您不必大老远赶来的
I had that. I was fine. 我刚刚能搞定的 我没事的
I'm not here. 我没赶来
Thank god this place has Wi-Fi 幸好这地方有无线网络
or you would be toast right now. 否则你现在就死翘翘了
Thank Ganesh while you're at it. 顺便也感谢象鼻神吧
Cheers. 谢谢
Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please. 拜托你别管那个会飞的秃鹫男了
Why? - Why? 为什么 -还为什么
Because I said so! 因为我说了
Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager. 抱歉 教训小孩子呢
Stay close to the ground. 脚踏实地
Build up your game helping the little people, 先帮助小人物 循序渐进
like that lady that bought you the churro. 比如那个给你买油条的老太太
Can't you just be a friendly 你不能就做个友善的
neighborhood Spider-man? 好街坊蜘蛛侠吗
But I'm ready for more than that now. 但我现在已经准备好承担更多责任了
No, you're not. 不 你没有
That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America. 我迎战美国队长时 你可不是这么想的
Trust me, kid. 相信我 孩子
If cap wanted to lay you out, he would've. 要是美队真想打趴你 他是做得到的
Listen to me. 听我说
If you come across these weapons again, call Happy. 你要是再碰到这些武器 联系哈皮
Are you driving? 你在开车吗
You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. 考虑大学的事永远不嫌早
I got some pull at MIT. End call. 我在麻省理工有关系 结束通话
No, I don't need to go to col... 不 我不需要去大学
Mr. Stark. - Mr. Stark Is No longer connected. 斯塔克先生 -斯塔克先生已断线
That's awesome. 这可好
Stay close to the ground? What is he talking about? 脚踏实地 他说什么呢
Man, what's up? I'm on my way back. 伙计 怎么了 我正要回去
Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. 其实 我是打来告诉你 你还是别来了
Everyone. - Listen to this. 大家听着 -听啊
When I say "Penis," you say "Parker." 我说"软蛋" 你们说"帕克
Penis! - Parker! 软蛋 -帕克
Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers. 抱歉 彼得 看来我们还是那么可悲
I'll see you tomorrow. 明天见
I'll see you tomorrow in school. 明天学校见
Idiots. 白痴
Idiots! 白痴
Boss? Your wife keeps texting you. 老大 你老婆一直在给你发短信
Something about a brake light. 什么刹车灯的事
What'd I tell you about looking at my phone? 我不是叫你别看我的手机吗
Sorry. You left it out. 抱歉 你就搁在这儿了
You know I'm a curious person by nature. 你知道我这人天生好奇
I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal. 我设计好那个高空真空密封装置了
In case you want to, you know, go for the big one? 如果你想...干票大的的话
You're still on that? I told you, no. 你还在研究那个 我说不行了
The answer's no. Forget it. 不行的 别想了
I mean, that was badass. 刚刚太帅了
How many times have I told you 我跟你说多少次了
not to fire them out in the open? 别在外面乱开火
You said, move the merchandise. - Under the radar. 你叫我卖掉货的 -低调卖
Under the radar! 低调卖
That's how we survive. 这样我们才能生存下去
If you bring Damage Control 你要是招来了损害控制
or the Avengers down here, we're through. 或是复仇者 我们就完了
You're out there wearing that goofy thing, 你在外面 戴着那个傻兮兮的玩意
lighting up cars calling yourself the Shocker. 到处炸车 还自称"惊悚"
I'm the shocker. I shock people. 我是惊悚 我以惊制人
What is this, pro wrestling? 这是职业摔跤吗
Whatever, old man. Come on. 随你说吧 老头子 行了
Look. 听着
I know you don't give a crap about anything. 我知道你是什么都不在乎
But I do. 但我在乎
I built this whole place 我建立这里
because I got people I have to look after. 就是为了照顾我要照顾的人
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 嗯嗯
You know what? 你知道吗
I can't afford your bullshit. 我受不起你的胡闹
Get out of here. - What? 滚 -什么
You're done. You're off the crew. 你完了 你被踢出去了
Yeah, all right. 好吧
All right. 好吧
Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? 但你赶我出去能放心吗
With everything I know. 我知道那么多事
Excuse me? 你说什么
I'm just saying, maybe your wife would like to know 我就是说 或许你妻子会想知道
where you really get your money from. 你的钱究竟是哪来的
You know What? - What? 你知道吗 -什么
You're right. 你说的对
That work? - I don't know. 那个好使吗 -我不知道
I can't afford that. 我是不放心
W-w-wait. 等等
Damn. 我去
I thought this was the antigravity gun. 这不是反重力枪吗
What? No, that's that one. 什么 不 那个才是
Here. 给
Now you're the shocker. 现在你是惊悚了
Go out there and find that weapon he lost. 去把他丢的武器找回来
All right. 好
Thanks for bailing on me. 谢谢你抛下我了
Yeah, well, something came up. 突然有事嘛
What is that? 那是什么啊
I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it. 我不知道 有人企图拿它蒸发了我
Seriously? - Yeah. 真的 -嗯
Awesome. 赞啊
I mean, not awesome. Totally uncool of that guy. 不赞 那人太过分了
So scary. - Yeah. 真吓人 -是啊
Well, look, I think it's a power source. 我觉得这是个能源
Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. 是啊 但它连着各种微处理器
That's an inductive charging plate. 那是感应充电板
That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. 我就用那个给我的牙刷充电
Whoever's making these weapons 做这些武器的人
is obviously combining alien tech with ours. 显然是结合了外星和人类的科技
That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. 这真是史上最酷的一句话了
I just want to thank you 我只想感谢你
for letting me be part of your journey 让我加入你的旅途
into this amazing-- 进入这神奇的...
Keep your fingers clear of the blades. 手指别往刀刃上送
I gotta figure out what this thing is and who makes it. 我得查明这玩意是什么 是谁做的
We'll go to the lab after class and run some tests. 我们下课后去实验室做些测试
Let's do it. 好
First, I said we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer. 首先 我觉得该用质谱仪分析一下发光物
First, we gotta come up with a better name than "glowy thingy." 首先 我们得想个比"发光物"更好的名字
You're right. 是啊
Crap. 该死
Come on, come on, come on. 过来
High schools creep me out. 高中真让我不舒服
They got this funny smell, you know what I mean? 有种奇怪的味儿 知道吗
Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me. 那是企图杀我的人之一
What? - Yeah. 什么 -是啊
We gotta get out of here. 我们得赶紧跑
No, no, no. 不不
I gotta follow them. 我得跟上他们
Maybe they can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake. 或许他们能引我找到把我丢进湖里的人
Someone dropped you in a lake? 有人把你丢进了湖里
Yeah, it was not good. 是啊 那滋味可不好受
Peter-- - No. Stay there, Ned. 彼得 -不 待在这里 内德
Peter. 彼得
What are you doing? 你干什么呢
Nothing. 没什么
Yeah. You good? 嗯 你挺好吗
Chess. 下象棋呢
Man, can you imagine what the boss would say 要是老大知道我们在哪
if he knew where we were? 他会怎么说啊
It's saying there was an energy pulse here. 读数显示这里有能量脉冲
There's no sign of the weapon. 但武器不在
And even if it was here, now it's gone. 就算之前在 现在也不在了
So are we. 我们也走吧
This is so awesome. 这好赞
I know, right? 是吧
They're in Brooklyn. 他们在布鲁克林
Staten Island. 斯塔顿岛
Leaving Jersey. 离开泽西了
They stopped. 他们停下了
Maryland? 马里兰州
What's there? - I don't know. 那里有什么 -我不知道
Evil lair? 邪恶老巢吗
They have a lair? - Dude, 他们有老巢 -哥们
a gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? 一个鼓捣外星武器 老大长翅膀的团伙
Yeah, they have a lair. 他们绝对有老巢啊
Badass. 厉害
But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away? 但你要怎么过去啊 离这儿有300英里呢
It's not too far from D.C. 离华盛顿不远
It's Peter. - Guys. 是彼得 -各位
Peter? - Hey, buddy. 彼得 -好啊 伙计
Yeah, I was hoping maybe I could rejoin the team. 我希望 我还能归队
No, no way. You can't quit on us, 不行 你不能突然退出
stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. 然后又大摇大摆地回来 还指望大家都欢迎你
Welcome back, Peter! 欢迎回来 彼得
Flash, you're back to first alternate. 弗拉士 你还做回第一替补
What? - He's taking your place. 什么 -他要占你的位子
Excuse me, can we go already? 那个 我们能不能走了
I was hoping to get in some light protesting 我想在晚餐之前去哪个大使馆
in front of one of the embassies before dinner. 小小抗议一会儿
Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus. 抗议是爱国行为 我们上大巴吧
Focus up, everyone. 大家注意了
Our next topic is the moons of Saturn. 下一话题 土星卫星
Second law of thermodynamics. 热力学第二定律
Frank Sinatra. 弗兰克·辛纳屈
Fort Sumter. 萨姆特堡
Flash is wrong. - Okay, guys, let's focus. 弗拉士说错了 -好了 大家专心
Next one. - Liz, don't overwork 'em. 下一个 -丽兹 别累着他们了
Strontium, barium, vibranium. 锶 钡 振金
Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back. 很好 彼得 很高兴你能回来
Glad to be back. 很高兴能回来
What is the current standard unit of--? 目前的标准...
Can I take this real quick? 我能去接个电话吗
I'll only be a sec. - Yeah, fine. 很快的 -去吧
Hello? 喂
Got a blip on my screen here. You left New York? 我屏幕的光点显示 你是出纽约了
Okay, focus up, Everyone. - Tracker. 好了 各位注意 -追踪器
Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's nothing. 是啊 学校旅行 没事的
Look, Happy, I gotta say, 哈皮 我得说
you tracking me without permission 你这样不经我允许追踪我
is a complete violation of my privacy. 完全侵犯了我的隐私
That's different. - What's different? 那不一样 -什么不一样
Nothing. Look, it's just the academic decathlon. 没什么 听着 只是学术竞赛而已
It's no big deal. 不是什么大事
I'll decide if it's no big deal. 是不是大事我说了算
Sounds like it's no big deal, 听起来的确不是大事
but remember, I'm watching you. 但你记住 我在看着你
Everyone stick together. - Yeah. 大家跟紧了 -对
You kidding me? This place is huge. 你逗我吗 这地方好大
I've seen bigger. - There's a bird in here. 我见过更大的 -里面有只鸟
You brought your laptop, right? 你带电脑了吧
Why? 干什么
Peter, 彼得
why are we removing the tracker from your suit? 为什么要去掉你战衣上的追踪器
Because I gotta follow these guys to their boss 因为我要在这些人再次转移前
before they move again 跟着他们找到他们的老大
and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it. 而且我不想让斯塔克先生知道
So you're lying to Iron Man now? 你要对钢铁侠撒谎
No, I'm not lying. 不 不是撒谎
He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. 他只是还不知道我的能耐
Gotcha. 好了
All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. 好了 哈皮 追踪台灯去吧
There's a ton of other subsystems in here. 这里还有一堆其他的子系统
But they're all disabled by the Training Wheels Protocol. 但都被辅助轮协议禁用了
What? 什么
Training Wheels Protocol? 辅助轮协议
Turn it off. 关掉
I don't think that's a good idea. 这样不好吧
I mean, they're probably blocked for a reason. 禁用大概是有原因的
Come on, man, I don't need training wheels. 拜托 我不需要辅助轮
I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. 我受够了他一直把我当小孩
It's not cool. - But you are a kid. 太过分了 -但你确实是小孩
Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. 是啊 一个能徒手拦下大巴的小孩
Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea. 彼得 我觉得这样做不好
I mean, what if this is illegal? 要是是违法的怎么办
Look, please. 求你了
This is my chance to prove myself. 这是我证明自己的机会
I can handle it. Ned, come on. 我能行的 内德 来吧
I really don't think this is a good idea. 我真觉得这样不好
The guy in the chair. 技术支援啊
Don't do that. - Come on. 别勾我 -来吧
The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe, all right? 发光物是证据 保管好 好吗
Okay. Okay. 好 好
They're moving. - Be careful. 他们在移动 -小心点
Hey, Liz. - Perfect timing. 丽兹 -时间掐得刚好
We're gonna go swimming. 我们要去游泳
Come on, Come on. - What? 快来 快来 -什么
Hey, Peter. 彼得
I was-- I was gonna go study in the business center. 我正要去商务中心学习
Peter, you don't need to study. 彼得 你不用学习了
You're, like, the smartest guy I've ever met. 你是我认识的最聪明的人
And besides, a rebellious group activity 而且 比赛前一天
the day before competition is good for morale. 集体进行反叛活动 有助于鼓舞士气
Well, I read that in a Ted talk, so-- 我在TED演讲里读到的
I-- I heard it in a Ted talk. 我在TED演讲里听到的
And I read a coaching book. 我还读了本指导技巧书
Are you really-- this is really important to you. 你真的 这次竞赛对你真的很重要
Yeah. It's our future. 是啊 这是我们的未来
I'm not gonna screw it up. 我不想搞砸
Besides, we raided the minibar 而且 我们席卷了小冰箱
and these candy bars were, like, $11. 这些巧克力棒11美元呢
So get your trunks on and come on. 换上泳衣快来吧
Come on. 来吧
Come on. - I'm coming, I'm coming. 来吧 -我来了 来了
Let's go. 走吧
Good evening, Peter. 晚上好 彼得
Hello? Hello? 喂 谁啊
Congratulations on completing 祝贺你完成了
the rigorous training wheels protocol 严格的辅助轮协议
and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities. 可以使用本战衣的所有功能了
Thank you. 谢谢
So, where would you like to take me tonight? 你今晚要带我去哪
I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy. 我在某个人身上放了追踪器 他是坏人
Tracker located. 追踪器已锁定
Plotting course to intercept target. 拦截目标路线规划中
Okay, well, as long as I make it back 好 只要我能在学术竞赛前
in time for decathlon, it's fine. 赶回来就行
One hundred meters from destination and closing. 距离目的地还有一百米 正在接近
Jump now. 跳
Detecting three individuals. 检测到三个人
Why is their secret lair in a gas station? That's so lame. 他们的秘密据点竟然在加油站 逊爆了
Suit lady, what are they doing? 战衣姐姐 他们在干什么
Do you want to hear what they're saying? 你想听到他们在说什么吗
I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah. 我能听到他们在说什么 好啊
Activating enhanced reconnaissance mode. 启动强化侦查模式
I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. 这铁臂是我在拉各斯清理行动中找到的
The rest is my design. - Whoa, that's so cool. 剩下是我自己设计的 -真酷
Can't believe they're still cleaning the Triskelion mess. 不敢相信他们还在清理三曲翼总部
I love it. They keep making messes, 我喜欢 他们一直闯祸
we keep getting rich. - Target inbound. 我们就一直有财发 -目标到达
They're in the middle of a heist. 他们正在打劫
I could catch 'em all red-handed. This is awesome. 我能抓他们个现行 太棒了
Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer 好了 我要靠近一些
so I can see what's happening. 好看清情况
Would you like me to engage enhanced combat mode? 要我启动强化战斗模式吗
Enhanced combat mode? Yeah. 强化战斗模式 好啊
Activating instant kill. 启动击杀功能
No, no, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody. 不不 我不想杀人
Deactivating instant kill. 关闭击杀功能
Did you hear that? 你们听见了吗
What the hell just happened? What was that? 刚刚怎么了 怎么回事
You jumped off the sign and landed on your face. 你从招牌上跳了下来 脸冲下落地了
Suit Lady, what's wrong with my web-shooters? 战衣姐姐 我的射网器怎么了
Rapid-fire is the default for enhanced combat mode. 飞射是强化战斗模式的默认模式
Why would I need rapid-fire? 我干吗要飞射
Would you like to see more options? 你想看看更多选项吗
You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations. 你共有576种射网选择
Mr. Stark really overdid it. 斯塔克先生做得太过了
You two wait right here. 你俩等在这里
Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers 等等 你最好打开减震器
or that thing will shatter your arm. 否则那玩意会震碎你的胳膊
All right, where's the dampers? 好吧 减震器在哪
that one. - great choice. 那个 -选得好
Would you like me to set this as your new default? 要我把这个设成你的新默认模式吗
No, No, No. - Push that in. 不不 -摁下去
Right here? - No, the other-- 这里吗 -不是 另一个
This one right here? - Yeah, Push it. 这个吗 -对 摁下去
What was that? - Taser webs. 那又是什么 -电击蛛网
Taser webs? I don't want taser webs. 电击蛛网 我不想要电击蛛网
You seem to be unfamiliar with your web-shooter settings. 你似乎对你的射网器设置很不熟悉
Would you like to run a refresher course? 要进行一次复习课程吗
No. Just-- You choose. - Sure thing. 不 你选吧 -好的
Six-Alpha-niner, are you running on time? 6A9 你正点运行吗
Copy, central. Six-Alpha-niner on schedule. 收到 中心 6A9正点运行
I got a visual. - Green light, Green light. 我看到了 -行动 行动
That's him. 那是他
Okay. I got eyes on the convoy. 好 我看到车队了
Pulling in behind the caboose. 正在靠近最后一辆
Deploy anchors. 下锚
Dropping down. 进入
No outgoing distress signals. You're all clear. 没有发出求救信号 开始行动
Looks like they got some good stuff here. 看来这里有些好东西啊
Cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter. 酷啊 似乎是某种物质移相器
All right, coming up. 好了 我上来了
Big bird! This doesn't belong to you. 大鸟 这不是你的
Oh, god. 天呐
suit Lady, What was that? - You Told me to choose. 战衣姐姐 那是什么 -你叫我选的
What? No, just set everything back to normal. 什么 都设成正常的就好
Activating all systems. 启动所有系统
My head. 我的头啊
You appear to have a mild concussion. 你似乎轻微脑震荡了
So where am I right now? 我现在在哪
I'm not sure. 我不确定
The container walls are hindering my sensors. 集装箱壁隔绝了我的传感器
Wait a minute. 等等
They must have hijacked the truck 他们肯定是劫持了卡车
and taken me to their evil lair. 把我带回了他们的邪恶老巢
Okay, Suit Lady, 好吧 战衣姐姐
we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. 这次我们得杀出一条血路了
Three, two, one! 三 二 一
What is this place? 这是什么地方
Suit Lady, where am I? 战衣姐姐 我在哪
You're in the most secure facility on the eastern seaboard. 你在东海岸最安全的设施内
The Damage Control deep storage vault. 损害控制储存库
No. Seriously? 不 不是吧
The door will most likely remain closed until morning. 大门应该是到早上才会开启
Morning? 早上
Suit Lady, I kind of feel bad 战衣姐姐 我觉得不该
calling you "Suit Lady," you know? 一直喊你"战衣姐姐" 知道吗
I think I should probably give you a name... 我或许该给你起个名字
Like Liz. No, no, no. 比如丽兹 不不
God, that's-- that's weird. 天呐 那太怪了
What about Karen? 凯伦呢
You can call me Karen if you would like. 如果你想 可以喊我凯伦
Karen, what else can this suit do? 凯伦 战衣还有什么功能
What? 什么
Maybe we should run that refresher course. 或许我们该运行一下复习课程
Ricochet web. - Ricochet web. 弹跳蛛网 -弹跳蛛网
Cool. 酷
Splitter web. 分流蛛网
Web grenade. - Web grenade! 蛛网手雷 -蛛网手雷
Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-man? 我该告诉丽兹我是蜘蛛侠吗
Who is Liz? 丽兹是谁
Who's Liz? She's-- 丽兹是谁 她...
She's the best. She's awesome. 她最棒了 她好赞
She's just a girl who goes to my school. 她是我们学校的一个姑娘
And, uh... 而且
Yeah, I just-- I really want to tell her, 我真的很想告诉她
but it's kind of weird, you know? 但这有点怪怪的
I'm-- I'm Spider-man. 我是蜘蛛侠
What's weird about that? 这有什么奇怪的
What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? 要是她以为我会是托尼·斯塔克那样的人呢
Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me. 等她看到是我 得多失望啊
Well, if I were her, 如果我是她
I wouldn't be disappointed at all. 我就一点不会失望
Thanks, Karen. 谢谢 凯伦
It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. 真高兴有人能聊聊
How long we been here anyways? 我们在这里待多久了
Thirty-seven minutes. - What? 37分钟 -什么
Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane. 37分钟 这不可能
I cannot take this anymore. 我再也受不了了
I got to-- I gotta get out of here. 我得出去
There's got to be something in here I can use. 这里肯定有什么我能用的
Okay, let's see. 我看看
Nope. 不行
That's awesome. 这个好赞
It's like the glowy thing. 这就像那个发光物
That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core. 那个发光物是爆炸性齐塔瑞能量核
You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb? 你是说我们一直到处带着枚炸弹
It would require radiation to transform it 得有辐射才会让它
into an explosive state. 进入易爆状态
No, no, no, no, no. 不不
Please! Please, somebody, let me out! 拜托 谁来放我出去
Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. 凯伦 你得帮我超控那个时间锁
Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it. 好 凯伦 降低电压 运行一下
Trial unsuccessful. 试验不成功
Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence. 好吧 我们只能把所有组合都试一遍了
Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go. 内德 彼得 我们要迟了 走吧
Okay. Hold on, hold on. 好 等等
Initiating trial 247. 第247次试验
It worked. It works! 成功了 成功了
Please be sure all cell phones are turned off. 务必关闭所有手机
Thank you. 谢谢
Karen, you have to get me to the decathlon as fast as possible. 凯伦 你得尽快送我去竞赛场地
Sure thing. Just tell me where it is. 好的 告诉我在哪
It's right across the street from the Washington Monument. 就在华盛顿纪念碑街对面
It's Ned. Leave a message. 我是内德 请留言
Ned, call me back! The glowy thing's a bomb! 内德 给我打电话 那个发光物是炸弹
There's a vehicle approaching on your right. 你右边有辆车靠近
We have now entered sudden death. 我们进入了赛点
The next correct answer wins the championship. 下一个回答正确者将赢下冠军
Midtown tech? 中城区科技高中
Zero.
That is correct. 正确
Midtown takes the championship! 中城区拿下冠军
We won! 我们赢了
You guys, I am so proud of you. 各位 我好为你们骄傲
Told you we didn't need Peter. 就说我们不需要彼得吧
Flash, you didn't answer a single question. 弗拉士 你一个问题都没答过
Taking it all in, Michelle? - Oh, yeah, I just-- 在感受气氛呢 米歇尔 -是啊
I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves. 我不太想颂扬奴隶建造的东西
I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by-- 华盛顿纪念碑不会是...
Okay. 好吧
Enjoy your book. - Thanks. 好好看书吧 -谢谢
Ned, you're alive! - Peter, are you okay? 内德 你还活着 -彼得 你没事吧
Ned, Ned, where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing? 内德 发光物呢 发光物
Don't worry, it's safe. It's in my backpack. 别担心 安全着呢 在我背包里
No, Ned, listen! 不 内德 听着
No, no, Ned, the glowy thing is dangerous! 不 内德 发光物是危险品
You missed the decathlon. 你错过了竞赛
I covered for you. - Ned, listen to me! 我替你掩护了 -内德 听我说
We're at the Washington Monument... 我们在华盛顿纪念碑
Peter, Is that you? - Hey, Liz. 彼得 是你吗 -丽兹
Is that Liz? - Please, Put Ned back on the phone. 那是丽兹吗 -请让内德接电话
You should tell her how you feel. - You flake! 你该把你的感觉告诉她 -你不见人影
You are so lucky we won. 幸好我们赢了
You know, I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. 我想生你气 但我更加担心
Like, what is going on with you? 你是怎么回事啊
Liz, I have to talk to Ned. It's really important! 丽兹 我得跟内德讲话 真的是要紧事
Miss, all items on the belt, please. 小姐 请把东西都放在传送带上
Liz, there's something in Ned's backpack! 丽兹 内德背包里有样东西
It's really dangerous. Don't let it go through an X-ray. 非常危险 千万不能过X光
Liz? Liz! Damn it. 丽兹 丽兹 该死
Mr. Harrington, can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled? 哈林顿老师 能让我去告诉彼得他被开除了吗
The Washington Monument is 555 feet, five and one-eighth inches tall. 华盛顿纪念碑高169.29米
Notice how the marble and granite 可以看到大理石和花岗岩
are cut around the stone. 沿着石块周围被切开
Did you hear that? 你听到了吗
No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? 不不不 凯伦 上面什么情况
The Chitauri core has detonated 齐塔瑞能量核爆炸了
and caused severe structural damage to the elevator. 导致电梯结构严重受损
Oh, No. - my friends are up There. 糟糕 -我的朋友在上面
What? Don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay. 什么 别担心 女士 一切都会没事的
Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my god, that's tall. 借过 借过 天呐 好高啊
Oh, my god. Look at the ceiling. 天呐 看天花板
Just stay calm, everyone. 大家冷静
We are all going to die here. 我们都要死在这里了
Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure. 预计10分钟后将发生致命失效
We're freakin' screwed. 我们完蛋了
Okay, guys, I know that was scary, 好了 各位 我知道那很吓人
but our safety systems are working. 但我们的安全系统还好使
The safety systems are completely failing. 安全系统已完全失效
We're very safe in here. 我们在这里很安全
The occupants are in imminent mortal danger. 电梯内的人面临即刻的死亡威胁
I'm going as fast as I can! 我已经尽快了
Let's go. Give me your hand. 来吧 把手递给我
You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure. 125秒后将发生致命失效
What? Why? 什么 为什么
Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate. 意外动作导致了情况加速恶化
How do I get in there? 我怎么进去
Activating reconnaissance drone. 启动侦查无人机
Has that been there this whole time? That's awesome. 那个一直在我胸前吗 太赞了
Locating optimal entry point. 寻找最佳进入口
Proceed to southwest window. 前往西南窗口
Karen, I'm on my way. 凯伦 我就去
There's a lot of glass here. - You got this. 这里有好多玻璃 -你行的
Keep coming, keep coming. 继续
Okay. Oh, my god. 好了 天呐
Okay. 好了
What's wrong? You've reached the southwest window. 怎么了 你已经到达西南窗口了
Why are you hesitating? - It's fine. 你为什么犹豫不前 -没事
I've just never been this high before. 我就是从没爬过这么高
You have also not reinstalled your parachute, 而且你还没有重装你的降落伞
so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal. 如果从这么高掉下去 很可能会致命
Perfect. 太好了
Oh, my god. 天呐
Why is it not breaking? 它怎么不碎
It's four-inch ballistic glass. 是10厘米厚的防弹玻璃
You'll have to create more momentum. 你得制造更大的动量
This is D.C. Metro police. Identify yourself. 这里是特区警察 上报身份
My friends are in there! My friends are in there! Stop! 我朋友在里面呢 快停下
Return to the ground immediately. 立刻回到地面上
Okay, who's next? - Me, it's my turn! 下一个谁 -我 到我了
Flash, seriously? What are you doing? 弗拉士 不是吧 你干什么呢
Come on. - Don't worry about the trophy. 上去吧 -别管奖杯了
Stand down! 退下
Return to the ground immediately! 立刻回到地面上
Return to the ground or we will open fire! 回到地面上 否则我们开火了
Go up, go up. 上去 上去
I got this. 我行的
Take my trophy! 拿着我的奖杯
This is your last chance! 这是你最后的机会
I'm gonna die. 我死定了
Look out! 小心
I did it! 我成功了
How you doing? 你们好吗
Don't worry about it. I got you. 别担心 有我呢
Yes! Yes! 太好了
Big guy, quit moving around. 大块头 别乱动了
I'm sorry, sir. So sorry. 抱歉 先生 真抱歉
Let's go, let's go! 快走
Okay, okay. 好了
Mr. Harrington, Go. - Ned, Come on. 哈林顿老师 来 -内德 来啊
All right. This Is your stop. - Come on, Liz. 好了 你们到了 -来吧 丽兹
Go, go, go. Everybody out! 快走 都出去
Move it, people. Move it, move it! 快走啊 快走
Are you sure it's safe? - Liz! 你确定安全吗 -丽兹
You're okay. You're okay. 你没事 你没事
Okay. 好了
Oh, my god. - Good, good. 天呐 -很好
Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. 来吧 各位 退后
Come on in. - You guys good? 进来 -没事吧
So is everyone okay? 大家都没事了吧
This is your chance, Peter. 你的机会来了 彼得
Kiss her. 吻她吧
Thank you. 谢谢
Are you really friends with Peter Parker? 你真跟彼得·帕克是朋友吗
I can finish the next order, 我可以完成下一单
but without any new materials from that truck... 但没有车上的新材料
Yeah, damn it. 是啊 该死
We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? 我们还有足够物料完成盖根的订单吧
Yeah, but then that's it. 嗯 然后就没了
Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. 或许我该做高空密封装置了
Would you shut up about that? - It's only one job. 你能不能别再念叨了 -就那一票
No. 不行
Eight years, not a word from the feds, 八年了 条子毫无动静
nothing from those Halloween-costume-wearing bozos 斯塔克塔上那些穿万圣节服装的白痴
up there in Stark tower. 也没来找过事
And then all of a sudden, 然后突然
this little bastard in red tights shows up 冒出这么个穿红紧身衣的小混蛋
and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. 就以为自己能毁掉我所建立的一切
Really? 是吗
I'm gonna kill him. 我要杀了他
I'm gonna find him-- - I found him. 我要找到他 -找到了
Spider-man swooped in, heroically saving 蜘蛛侠从天而降 英勇地救下了
an academic decathlon team from Queens. 一支来自皇后区的学术竞赛队
The identity of the masked hero is still unknown. 这位蒙面英雄的身份仍不清楚
Mom. - Okay. All right. 妈妈 -好了 没事
Peter? Come here, come here. 彼得 过来
Oh, my god. 天呐
This past weekend, Midtown's academic decathlon team 这周末 中城高中学术竞赛队
defeated the country's best 击败了国内翘楚
to win the national championship. 赢下了全国冠军
Later that day, they also defeated death. 当天晚些时候 他们还战胜了死神
Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody scream. 爆炸 莎莉叫 弗拉士叫 大家都叫
There were purple lasers and smoke everywhere. 到处是紫激光 还有烟
It was... tight, like a Bon Jovi concert. 太...紧张 就像邦·乔维演唱会
As you know, we made it out alive, 大家知道 我们活下来了
and that's the important thing. 这才是最重要的
I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. 我可受不了在学校出行期间有学生出事
Not again. 不能再来一次了
Thankfully, no one was seriously injured, 幸好 没人受重伤
thanks to the Spider-man. 这要多谢蜘蛛侠
Thank You, Spider-man. - Thank You, Spider-man. 谢谢你 蜘蛛侠 -谢谢你 蜘蛛侠
Up next: The Spider-man mania is sweeping the school. 接下来 蜘蛛侠热横扫全校
How can you show your spider spirit? 你要如何展现你的蜘蛛精神
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 哥们
What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you? 这么出名可大家又都不知道是你 是个什么感觉
Crazy, dude. - It's crazy. 好疯狂 哥们 -真疯狂
should we tell everyone? - No. 我们要不要告诉大家 -不行
Should I tell everyone? 我要不要告诉大家
No, dude. That's not a good idea. 不行 哥们 那可不好
Okay, come on, we'll be late to class. 好吧 走 我们上课要迟了
I'm not going to class. 我不去上课了
You're already in so much trouble for ditching us at the decathlon. 你在竞赛时抛弃了我们 已经闯大祸了
Dude, listen, I figured it out. 哥们 听着 我想明白了
The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control. 翅膀男在偷损害控制的东西
What he takes from Damage Control, 他把从损害控制偷的东西
that's how he builds the weapons. 做成武器
So all I gotta do is catch him. 我只需要抓到他
But we have a Spanish quiz. 但我们还有西班牙语测试呢
Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. 内德 我可能再也不回来了
Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate 斯塔克先生要把复仇者迁到州北
So when I bring This guy in-- - dude. 等我抓到这人 -哥们
You want to be a high school dropout? 你想高中辍学吗
I am so far beyond high school right now. 高中现在根本罩不住我了
Parker, my office. 帕克 去我办公室
So... 好吧
You got detention. 你被留堂了
You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. 你搞砸了 你知道你做错了
The question is, how are you gonna make things right? 问题是 你要如何弥补
Maybe you were trying to be cool. 或许你是想扮酷
But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years, 但听我一个冻了65年的人一句劝
the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. 真正想酷 就只能遵守规矩
We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. 我们都分得清对错
Next time those turkeys try to 下次再有人
convince you of something you know is wrong... 想在你面前颠倒黑白
Where you going? Get back here. - Just think to yourself, 你去哪 回来 -就想想
what would Captain America do? 美国队长会怎么做
Why are you here? You don't even have detention. 你干吗坐这儿 你根本没被留堂
I know. 我知道
I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. 我就是喜欢来这儿 画处于危机中的人
It's you. 是你
So your body's changing. 你的身体在发生变化
Believe me, I know how that feels. 相信我 我了解那感受
May? 梅
Karen. What's up? 凯伦 好啊
Peter. How was your Spanish quiz? 彼得 你的西班牙语考得怎样
Listen, I was wondering if you could help me. 那个 能帮我个忙吗
I'm trying to figure out who the guys 我想查明那晚
under the bridge were that night, 桥下的人的身份
but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of a license plate. 但我只能记住部分的车牌号
I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter. 我可以用当晚的视频进行面部识别
Footage? - Yes, Peter. 视频 -是的 彼得
I record everything you see. 我会记录你看到的一切
Everything? - Everything. 一切 -是的
Like, all the time? 随时随地吗
It's called the Baby-monitor Protocol. 这是宝贝监控协议
Yeah, of course it is. 当然了
Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday. 嗯 倒回上周五
With pleasure. 好的
Everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party. 大家好 派对真棒
What's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. 好啊 丽兹 彼得跟我说过你不少事
No, no, no. This is just me messing around. 不不 这是我胡闹呢
Go later in the day, later in the day. 快进到当天后面
It is I, Thor, son of Odin! 是我 托尔 奥丁之子
No, no, no. 不不
That's definitely-- that's not what we wanted to watch. 那绝不是我们要看的
Your impressions are very funny. 你的模仿非常逗
Fast-forward to the arms deal. 快进到军火交易那里
Okay. 好吧
The two on the right, who are they? 右边的俩人 是谁
Searching law enforcement databases. 搜索执法部门数据库
No records found for two of the individuals. 并未找到这两人的记录
Nothing? - one individual identified. 没有吗 -一人身份确认
Aaron Davis, age 33. 艾伦·戴维斯 33岁
He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens. 他有犯罪记录 而且就住在皇后区
Let's pay him a visit. 我们去会会他吧
Would you like me to activate 要我启动
the enhanced interrogation protocol? 强化审讯模式吗
Yeah. 好啊
Remember me? 记得我吗
I need information. You're gonna give it to me now. 我需要情报 你得马上给我
All right, chill. - Come on! 好吧 冷静 -快说
What happened to your voice? 你声音怎么了
What do you mean what happened to my voice? 什么怎么了
I heard you by the bridge. 我在桥下听到你说话了
I know what a girl sound like. 我认得出那是姑娘的声音
I'm not a girl! I'm a boy. 我不是女的 我是男孩
I mean, I'm a-- I'm a man. 男人...我是男人
I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl-- 我才不管你是男的还是女的
I'm not a girl! I'm a man. 我不是女的 我是男人
Come on, man. 拜托
Look, who is selling these weapons? 是谁在出售武器
I need to know. Give me names or else. 我需要知道 告诉我名字 否则我不客气
You ain't ever done this before, huh? 你没干过这个吧
Deactivate interrogation mode. 关闭审讯模式
Look, man, 听着 伙计
these guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. 这些人在售卖非常危险的武器
They can't be out on the streets. 不能任它们流入街头
If one of them can cut Delmar's bodega in half-- 要是有能一下切开达尔摩小店的武器
you know delmar's? 你还知道达尔摩的店
Yeah, best sandwich in Queens. 当然 皇后区最好的三明治
Sub Haven's pretty good. - It's too much bread. 三明治港也不错 -面包太厚
I like bread. - Come on, man, Please. 我就喜欢面包 -拜托了 伙计
Stupid interrogation mode. Karen, don't ever do that again. 破审讯模式 凯伦 再也别启用了
The other night, you told that dude, 那天晚上 你跟那人说
If you shoot somebody, shoot me. 你想开枪 就冲我来吧
It's pretty ballsy. 挺有种的
I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. 我不希望那种武器进入这一带
I got a nephew who live here. 我有个侄子住这儿呢
Who are these guys? 那些人是谁
What can you tell me about the guy with the wings? 你能跟我讲讲那个长翅膀的男人吗
Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. 只知道他是个扮成恶魔的疯子
I don't know who he is or where he is. 我不知道他是谁 他在哪
I do know where he's gonna be. 但我知道他会去哪
Really? 是吗
Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with, 对 我以前合作过的一个疯子
he's supposed to be doing a deal with him. 他要跟那人做笔交易
Yes! Yes. 太好了
Thank-- 谢了
I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location. 我还没告诉你在哪呢 你都不知道地点
Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just-- 是啊 抱歉 我的错 真傻
yeah. 好
where Is it? - can I give You some advice? 在哪 -我能提点建议吗
You got to get better at this part of the job. 你这部分的能力得加强
I don't understand. 我不懂
I'm intimidating. 我很吓人的
Staten Island ferry, 11. - Oh, that's soon. -斯塔顿岛渡轮 11点 -那快了
That's gonna dissolve in two hours. 那个两小时后就能溶解
No, no, no, no. Come fix this. 不不 过来给我解开
Two hours. You deserve that. 两小时 你罪有应得
I got ice cream in here. - You deserve that. 我买了冰淇淋呢 -这是罪有应得
You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 你是罪犯 再见了 罪犯先生
Nice. 漂亮
Okay, Karen, activate enhanced reconnaissance mode. 好 凯伦 启动强化侦查模式
Sure thing. 好的
He's up front, main deck. 他在前面 主甲板
I hate this guy. 我恨这家伙
It's the guy from the bridge, right? 这是桥下那人吧
Who's that other guy? - Just keep me posted. 另一个是谁 -有情况通知我
There's no record of him in my criminal database. 我在犯罪数据库里找不到他
Incoming call from May Parker. 梅·帕克来电
Should I reroute to your heads-up display? 要接到你的显示器上吗
I can't talk right now. I'll call her back. 我现在没法接 我回头打回去
Dronie, keep an eye on that guy. 小蛛 去盯着那家伙
We can't let anybody get away this time. 这次不能让任何人逃脱
Who's the guy on the left? - Mac Gargan. 左边那人是谁 -麦克·盖根
Extensive criminal record, including homicide. 有大量案底 包括凶杀
Would you like me to activate instant kill? 要我启动击杀功能吗
No, Karen, stop it with the instant kill already. 不 凯伦 别再提击杀功能了
White pickup truck. 白色皮卡
Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck. 小蛛 在渡轮上搜寻白色皮卡
This is too perfect. 这也太完美了
They got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place. 武器 买家 卖家 一网打尽
Incoming call From Tony Stark. - No, No, No. 托尼·斯塔克来电 -不不不
Don't answer. - Mr. Parker. Got a sec? 别接 -帕克先生 有时间吗
I'm actually at school. - No, you're not. 我在上学 -你没有
Nice work in D.C. - Okay. 在华盛顿特区干得漂亮 -好
My dad never really gave me a lot of support 我爸爸从来都没怎么支持过我
and I'm trying to break the cycle of shame. 我想打破这个坏循环
I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 我现在正在忙
Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. 我夸你的时候别打断我
Anyway, great things are about to-- what is that? 总之 大事将要...那是什么声音
I'm at band practice. 我在乐队排练
That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. 怪了 哈皮告诉我你六周前退出乐队了
What's up? - I gotta go! End call. 怎么回事 -我得挂了 结束通话
I'll take those! 给我吧
Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal ferry was at 10:30. 各位 非法武器交易的那班渡轮是10点半
You missed it! 你们错过了
Spider guy's here. 蜘蛛人来了
Not so fast. 想得美
Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard. 你们没事吧 我错了 下手有点重了
I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing. 我得说 另一个人比你用得好多了
I'm honestly-- 我真是
I'm-- I'm shocked. 被惊住了
Freeze! FBI! - Don't move! 不许动 联调局 -不许动
Get on the ground! - FBI! 趴在地上 -联调局
Wait. What do you mean, FBI? 等等 联调局 什么意思
The FBI is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 联调局全称联邦调查局
I know what "FBI" means. But what are they doing here? 我知道联调局是什么 但他们来这儿干吗
What the--? 搞什么
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 让开 让开
Go, go, go, go! 快走
Get out of there! 快闪开
Look out! Look out! Look out! Move! Move! Move! 小心 快走 快走
Move! - Get to the top deck. 快走 -去顶层甲板
We're getting out of here. 我们走
Activate taser web! 启动电击蛛网
You're messing with things you don't understand. 你这是在摆弄你不了解的东西
Oh, my god. What do I do? 天啊 我怎么办
Karen, give me an X-ray of the boat 凯伦 X光扫描这艘船
and target all the strongest points. 标出所有最坚固的点
Web grenade. Web grenade. 蛛网手雷 蛛网手雷
Splitter web, go. 分流蛛网 出
Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. 干得好 彼得 你成功了98%
Ninety-eight? - Yeah, Spider-Man! 98% -棒啊 蜘蛛侠
No, no, no. 不不不
No! 不
What the hell? 怎么会
What the hell? 怎么回事
Hi, Spider-Man. 好啊 蜘蛛侠
Band practice, was it? 乐队排练是吧
Look! Look! 看 看
Yeah, Iron Man! 棒啊 钢铁侠
Mr. Stark. 斯塔克先生
Mr. Stark, could I do anything? 斯塔克先生 我能做什么吗
What do you want me to do? 你要我做什么
I think you've done enough. 你做得够多了
So that's it? You're just gonna run? 就这样了 你要逃跑了
Feds were waiting for us. 联调局埋伏在那里
Now we're on Iron Man's radar? 现在我们又被钢铁侠盯上了
Yeah, I'm running. 对 我是要逃跑
You should too. 你也该跑
You know I can't do that. 你知道我不能
So now what? 那现在怎么办
Mason, 梅森
can you get that high-altitude seal thing up and running in time? 你能及时做好那个高空密封装置吗
Seriously? 真的吗
Yes. You will not regret this. 能 你不会后悔的
You in? 你加入吗
Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch, 《彼得闯大祸》前情提要
I tell you to stay away from this. 我叫你别管这事
Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit 但你黑进了价值几百万的战衣
so you could sneak around behind my back 好偷偷背着我
doing the one thing I told you not to do. 做我不让你做的事
Is everyone okay? 大家都没事吧
No thanks to you. 反正你没帮上忙
No thanks to me? 我没帮上忙
Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it, 那些武器流通在外 我一直想尽办法告诉你
but you didn't listen. 但你不听
None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me. 要是你肯听我的 这些事都不会发生
If you even cared, you'd actually be here. 你要是你真在乎的话 就会亲自来了
I did listen, kid. 我听了 孩子
Who do you think called the FBI, huh? 你以为是谁把联调局叫来的
Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? 你知道我是唯一一个相信你的人吗
Everyone else said I was crazy 其他人都说我疯了
to recruit a 14-year-old kid. - I'm 15. 招来个14岁的小孩 -我15
No. This is where you zip it, all right? 不 你把嘴闭严了 好吗
The adult is talking. 大人说话别插嘴
What if somebody had died tonight? 要是今晚有人死了怎么办
Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. 那可就不一样了 对吧 那是你的责任
And if you died, 要是你死了
I feel like that's on me. 我会觉得责任在我
I don't need that on my conscience. 我可不想良心不安
Yes, sir, I'm sorry. - Yes. 是啊 先生 我很抱歉 -是啊
I'm sorry. 对不起
Sorry doesn't cut it. - I understand. 对不起也没用 -我明白
I just wanted to be like you. 我只是想像你一样
And I wanted you to be better. 但我希望你比我强
Okay, it's not working out. 好吧 这样不行
I'm gonna need the suit back. 我得收回战衣
for how long? - Forever. 收回多久 -永久收回
Yeah, that's how it works. - No, no. Please. Please. 对 就是这样 -不 不 拜托
Let's have it. - You don't understand. 快脱吧 -你不明白
This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit. 这是我的一切 没有这套战衣我一无是处
If you're nothing without this suit, 如果没有这套战衣你就一无是处
then you shouldn't have it, okay? 那你就不配拥有它 好吗
God, I sound like my dad. 天哪 我口气跟我爸一样
I don't have any other clothes. 我没别的衣服了
Okay, we'll sort that out. 好吧 我们会想办法的
I've been calling you all day. 我给你打了一天电话
You didn't answer your phone. 你一直不接
You can't do that. 你不能这样做
Then this ferry thing happens. 然后渡轮出了事
I've called five police stations. 我打电话问了五个警局
Five. I called five of your friends. 五个 我还给你五个朋友打了电话
I called Ned's mother. - I'm fine. 我给内德的妈妈打了电话 -我没事
May, I'm okay. 梅 我没事
Honestly, just relax. I'm fine. 真的 放松 我没事
Cut the bullshit. I know you left detention. 别胡扯了 我知道你逃了留校
I know you left the hotel room in Washington. 我知道你离开了华盛顿的酒店房间
I know you sneak out of this house every night. 我知道你每天晚上都从家偷溜出去
That's not fine. 这可不行
Peter, you have to tell me what's going on. 彼得 你得告诉我到底怎么了
Just lay it out. It's just me and you. 说出来吧 这里只有我们两个
I lost the Stark internship. 我丢了在斯塔克的实习工作
What? - Yeah. 什么 -是的
What happened? 出什么事了
I just thought that I could work really hard 我只是以为我可以努力工作
and he could-- he would-- you know. 然后他就会...就会...
But...I screwed it up. 但是...我搞砸了
Oh, it's okay, it's okay. 没事的 没事的
It's okay. 没事的
I'm sorry I made you worry. 抱歉我让你担心了
You know I'm not trying to ruin your life. 你明白我并不是想毁掉你的生活
Yeah, I know. 我明白
Just-- 只是...
I used to sneak out too. - Yeah. 我以前也会偷溜出去 -嗯
And take a shower. You smell. 洗个澡吧 你臭死了
You smell like-- you smell like garbage. 你身上一股...垃圾味儿
I know. 我知道
Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid, 彼得 你是个好孩子 聪明的孩子
so just try to keep your head straight, okay? 所以 把精神用在正地方 好吗
Okay. 好
All right, get out of here. 好了 出去吧
Are you expelled? 你是不是被开除了
Do you have to go to that school on 46th 你是不是要去46街那个高中
where their principal has a crossbow? 他们校长有把十字弩
Pretty sure that's an urban myth, 那八成只是街头传闻
and, no, I'm not expelled. 不 我没有被开除
You're so lucky. 你真走运
Muy bueno, senor Parker. 很好 帕克先生
I thought you had calculus fifth period. 我以为你第五节课要上微积分
Yeah, I was just doing some homecoming stuff. 是啊 我只是在做返校节的东西
Hey, look, I-- 我...
I just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing. 我想为学术竞赛的事道歉
It's fine. - Really. 没关系 -真抱歉
Last week, decathlon was the most important thing, 上周 学术竞赛是最重要的事
but then I almost died. 但接着 我死里逃生
No, I just-- I'm-- 不 我只是...
I just mean that 我只是说
it was not cool, especially... 那样很不好 尤其...
Because... 因为...
I like you. 我喜欢你
I know. 我知道
You do? 你知道
You're terrible at keeping secrets. 你太不会保密了
Yeah, you'd be surprised. 这你就不知道了
I got to get to class, but-- 我得去上课了 但是...
I'd say we should hang out, 我想说我们应该一起聊聊
but I'm gonna be in detention for... 但是我还要留校...
Ever, but-- 留很久 但是...
I guess you already have a date to homecoming. 我猜你已经有返校节舞会舞伴了
Actually, I was so busy planning it, 其实 我一直在忙着准备
I never really got around to that part, so... 还没来得及找 所以...
You want to 你愿意
go with me? 做我的舞伴吗
Yeah. Sure. 当然愿意
Really? I mean, great. Cool. 真的吗 太好了
Cool. 好
I'm actually going that way. 我应该往那边走
May, I need your help. 梅 我需要你的帮助
Right? 对吧
It's game day. So what's the plan? 大日子到了 说说计划
Open the door for her. 给她开门
Tell her she looks nice, but not too much 夸她漂亮 但别太过了
because that's creepy. - Don't be creepy. 不然会吓到人家 -别吓到人家
No. And when I dance with her, 好 跟她跳舞的时候
I'm putting my hands on her hips. I got this. 把手放在她的胯上 我行的
Love you. - Bye. 爱你 -再见
You must be Peter. 你一定就是彼得了
Yeah. 是的
I'm Liz's dad. 我是丽兹的爸爸
Put 'er there. 握个手吧
Hell of a grip. 手挺有劲儿
Come on in here. Come on. 进来吧 来
Hi, Peter. 你好 彼得
You look very handsome. 挺帅嘛
Thank you. 谢谢
You got his name right? 你没叫错他的名字吧
Freddie? - Peter. 弗雷迪吗 -是彼得
Peter. Peter. 彼得 彼得
I'm gonna go get Liz. 我去叫丽兹
Okay. 好
You all right, Pete? 你没事吧 彼得
Yeah. 嗯
Because you look pale. 因为你脸色很苍白
You want something to drink? 想来点喝的吗
Like a bourbon 波本
or a scotch, or something like that? 或者威士忌之类的
I'm not old enough to drink. 我还没到能喝酒的年龄
That's the right answer. 回答正确
Do you look beautiful. 你可真美
Please don't embarrass me, dad. 别丢人了 爸爸
Doesn't she, Pete? 是吧 彼得
Yeah, you look really good. 是啊 你真的很美
Once again, that's the right answer. 又是正确答案
Is that a corsage? 那是胸花吗
Thanks. 谢谢
Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, 我是你们的司机
so let's get this show on the road. 我们赶紧上路吧
No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. 不不不 我们得先拍几张照片 宝贝
All right. 好了
Oh, right here. Perfect. - Mom. 这儿呢 完美 -妈妈
Okay. Come on, you guys. 好了 你们俩过来
Peter, closer. 彼得 靠近点
Smile. 笑一笑
There you go. 好了
Sir, you don't have to drive us. 先生 你不用开车送我们的
Nah, nah, it's not a big deal. 不不 小事一桩
I'm going out of town. It's right on my way. 我正要出城 顺路
He's always coming and going. 他老是出门忙活
Last time. - have fun. 最后一次了 -好好玩
Thank you. - Promise. 谢谢你 -我保证
He's cute. 他很可爱
See you in a couple of days. 几天后见
Bye, baby. - All right. 再见 宝贝 -好
Come on, Pedro. 走吧 小彼
Bye, Peter. have fun. - Yeah, I will. 再见 彼得 好好玩 -我会的
What are you gonna do, Pete? 你打算做什么 彼得
What? 什么
When you graduate, what do you think you'll do? 你毕业后 你打算做什么
Oh, I don't know. - Don't grill him, dad. 我不知道 -别拷问他 爸爸
Just saying, you know. 我就问问
All you guys who go to that school 你们上那么好的学校
you pretty much have your life planned out, right? 应该都已经规划好自己的人生了吧
Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore. 没有 我还在读高二
Peter has an internship with Tony Stark. 彼得在托尼·斯塔克的公司实习
So I think he doesn't have to worry. 所以我觉得他不用担心
Really? 真的吗
Stark? - So cool. 斯塔克 -多棒
What do you do? 你是做什么的
Actually, I don't intern for him anymore. 其实我已经不在他那里实习了
Seriously? - Yeah, it got... 真的吗 -是啊 有点...
Boring. 无聊了
It was boring? 无聊吗
You got to hang out with spider-man. 你还有机会见蜘蛛侠呢
Really? Spider-man? 真的吗 蜘蛛侠
What's he like? 他是怎样的人
Yeah, he's nice. 他挺好
Nice man. 人挺好
Solid dude. 很可靠
Look. So cute. 看 多可爱啊
I've seen you around, right? 我在哪里见过你吧
I mean, somewhere. 在什么地方
We've-- have we ever--? Because even the voice-- 我们有没有...因为你的声音也...
He does academic decathlon with me. 他和我一起参加了学术竞赛
And he was at my party. 他还来过我的派对
It was a great party. 派对很棒
Really great, yeah. 真的很棒
Beautiful house, a lot of windows. 房子真漂亮 有很多窗户
You were there for, like, two seconds. 你才待了一小会儿
That was-- 那是...
I was there longer than two seconds. 也没那么短吧
You disappeared. - No. 你消失了 -没有
No, I Did not disappear. - Yes, You did. 不 我没有消失 -你消失了
You disappeared like you always do. 你和往常一样消失了
Like you did in D.C. too. 你在华盛顿也是
That's terrible what happened down there in D.C. though. 华盛顿发生的事太可怕了
Were you scared? 你害怕吗
I'll bet you were glad when your old pal spider-man 你看到你的老朋友蜘蛛侠
showed up in the elevator though, huh? 出现在电梯里时肯定很高兴吧
Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. 其实当时我没有上去
I saw it all from the ground. 我是在地面上看到的
Yeah. 嗯
Very lucky that he was there that day. 还好他那天在
Good old spider-man. 好伙计蜘蛛侠
Dad, the light. 爸爸 绿灯了
Here we are. End of the line. 我们到了 到地方了
Thanks, dad. 谢谢 爸爸
You head in there, gumdrop. 你先进去吧 宝贝
I'm gonna give Peter the "Dad" talk. 我要给彼得来一场"父亲训话"
Don't let him intimidate you. 别被他吓到了
Love you. 爱你
Love You, gumdrop. - have a safe flight. 爱你 宝贝 -一路顺风
You guys look so pretty. 你们看上去真美
Does she know? 她知道吗
Know what? 知道什么
So she doesn't. Good. 那么她不知道 很好
Close to the vest. I admire that. 会保守秘密 这点我很钦佩
I've got a few secrets of my own. 我自己也有一些秘密
Of all the reasons i didn't want my daughter to date... 我有那么多理由反对我女儿约会 到头来...
Peter, 彼得
nothing is more important than family. 没有什么比家庭更重要
You saved my daughter's life. 你救了我女儿的命
I could never forget something like that. 我绝不会忘记这种恩情
So I'm gonna give you one chance. 所以我给你一个机会
Are you ready? 准备好了吗
You walk through those doors, 你走进去
you forget any of this happened 忘掉这些事
and don't you ever, 永远不准
ever 再来
interfere with my business again. 插手我的生意
'Cause if you do, 否则
I'll kill you 我会杀了你
and everybody you love. 和你爱的每个人
I'll kill you dead. 我会要你的命
That's what I'll do to protect my family, Pete. 这是我为了保护家人能做出的事 彼得
Do you understand? 你明白吗
I just saved your life. Now what do you say? 我刚刚救了你的命 你该怎么说
Thank you. 谢谢
You're welcome. 不客气
Now, you go on in there, 你现在进去
you show my daughter a good time, okay? 让我女儿好好开心一下 知道了吗
Just not too good. 也别太开心了
What did he say to you? 他和你说了什么
I've got to go. 我得走了
I'm-- I'm sorry. 对不起
You don't deserve this. 这对你不公平
He gave you a choice. 他给了你选择
You chose wrong. - What the hell? 你选错了 -搞什么
What's with the crappy costume? 这破烂衣服是怎么回事
My web-shooters. 我的射网器
I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but... 我本来还对这玩意抱有怀疑 但是...
Damn. 天啊
Gross. 真恶心
Why did he send you here? - Guess you'll never know. 他为什么派你来 -你永远不会知道了
Nice shot! 漂亮
Yes! 太好了
Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad. 内德 那个有翅膀的家伙是丽兹的爸爸
What? - I know. I gotta tell Mr. Stark. 什么 -我知道 我得告诉斯塔克先生
Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security. 联系哈皮·霍根 他是斯塔克先生的安保主管
And get a computer and track my phone for me. 去找一台电脑 帮我追踪我的手机
Are you gonna be okay? 你没事吧
Hurry, we gotta catch him before he leaves town. 快点 我们得在他出城前抓住他
I'm sorry about dinner, but 晚餐的事我很抱歉
I know when branzino's fresh, 但我知道新鲜柠檬鲈鱼什么味儿
and that was not fresh, okay? 那绝对不新鲜 好吗
So-- 所以...
Flash, I need your car and your phone. 弗拉士 我需要你的车和你的手机
Sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir, 先生 严格来说这是我爸的车
so I can't-- 所以我不能
Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me? 内德 你听得到吗
Go for Ned. 这里是内德
Ned, I need you to track my phone for me. 内德 我需要你帮我追踪我的手机
Yeah, but where is it? 好 但你的手机在哪
Genius move. Okay, he just passed the gamestop on Jackson Avenue. 太聪明了 他刚刚经过杰克逊大道的游戏站
Where are the headlights on this thing? 这玩意的前灯怎么开
I'm in Flash's car. - I'll pull the specs. 我在开弗拉士的车 -我来查操作说明书
Okay, you're on speakerphone. 好的 给你开免提了
You stole Flash's car? Awesome. 你偷了弗拉士的车 赞
Yeah, it's awesome! It's awe-- 是啊 很赞 很...
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Move! Move! 让开 让开 快点 快点
Peter, are you okay? - I've never driven before. 彼得 你没事吧 -我从来没开过车
Only with May in parking lots. 就和梅在停车场练过
This is a huge step up. 这跨度也太大了
Have you gotten through to Happy yet? 你联系到哈皮了吗
Yeah. I'm working on it. 嗯 我正在努力
I just gotta backdoor the phone system. 我得攻破手机系统的后门
Guy in the chair. 技术支援
Takeoff in nine minutes. 九分钟后起飞
Hello? Hello? Who is this? 喂 喂 谁啊
Mr. Happy, it's Ned. - Who? 哈皮先生 我是内德 -谁
I'm an associate of Peter Parker. 我是彼得·帕克的同伴
Got something important to tell you-- 有很重要的事要和你说...
You gotta be shitting me. 你在逗我吧
Damn. 该死
Ned, how we coming with those headlights? 内德 搞清楚前灯怎么用了吗
Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, 方向盘左边的圆形把手
Turn clockwise. - Left, Okay. 顺时针转 -左边 好了
Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now? 完美 我的手机现在在哪里
He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn. 他停在了布鲁克林一家旧工业园区
What? That makes no sense! 什么 那没道理啊
I thought he said he was going out of town! 我以为他说他要出城了
Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. 真奇怪 我联系到了哈皮先生
Don't think he likes you, by the way. 他好像不是很喜欢你
Sounded like he was catching a flight. 他好像正忙着赶飞机
He said something about taking off in nine minutes. 说什么九分钟后起飞
What? - He was surrounded by boxes. 什么 -他边上都是箱子
Boxes? It's moving day. 箱子 今天是搬家日
It's moving day. It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane. 是搬家日 搬家日 他要劫那架飞机
I gotta stop him! 我得阻止他
All right, wheels up in eight minutes. 好了 八分钟后起飞
We just got to load Tony's old hulkbuster armor, 只要再装上托尼的旧反浩克盔甲
prototype for Cap's new shield, and the meging-- 队长新盾牌的原型机 还有梅金...
the Meg-- the-- 梅金...
Thor's magic belt. 托尔的魔法腰带
Okay, slow down. You're getting close. 慢点 你接近了
It's on your right. - What? 就在你右边 -什么
Turn right! Turn right! 右转 右转
Peter, are You okay? - Yeah. 彼得 你没事吧 -没事
Just keep trying to get through to Happy. 继续尝试联系哈皮
It's been an honor, Spider-Man. 很荣幸 蜘蛛侠
What are you doing here? There's a dance. 你在干什么 在举办舞会呢
I'm looking... 我在看...
at porn. 黄片
Surprised? 没想到吧
Pete. 彼得
I didn't hear you come in. 我没听见你进来
It's over. I've got you. 都结束了 我抓住你了
You know, I gotta tell you, Pete, 我得说 彼得
I really, really admire your grit. 我真的 真的佩服你的勇气
I see why Liz likes you. 我能看出丽兹为什么喜欢你
I do. When you first came to the house, 真的 你刚走进我家门时
I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" 我还不确定 我想"就这小子吗"
But I get it now. 但我现在明白了
How could you do this to her? 你怎么能这样对她
To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. 对她 我没有对她做任何事 彼得
I'm doing this for her. 我做这些都是为了她
Yeah. 是啊
Peter, 彼得
you're young. 你很年轻
You don't understand how the world works. 你不明白这个世界是怎么样的
Yeah, but I understand 但我明白
that selling weapons to criminals is wrong. 把武器卖给罪犯是错的
How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? 你以为你的朋友斯塔克哪来的钱造那幢大楼
Or any of his little toys? 还有他那些小玩具
Those people, Pete, 那些人 彼得
those people up there, the rich and the powerful, 那些高高在上 有权有势的人
they do whatever they want. 可以为所欲为
Guys like us, like you and me, 我们这样的人 像你和我
they don't care about us. 他们根本就不会在乎
We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything, 我们为他们铺设道路 为他们浴血作战什么的
but they don't care about us. 但他们根本不在乎我们
We have to pick up after 'em. 我们得跟在他们后头捡漏
We have to eat their table scraps. 我们只能吃他们的残羹冷炙
That's how it is. 这世界就是这样
I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter. 我知道你明白我在说什么 彼得
Why are you telling me this? 你为什么要告诉我这些
Because I want you to understand. 因为我希望你能理解
And... 而且
I needed a little time to get her airborne. 它需要一点时间才能起飞
I'm sorry, Peter. 对不起 彼得
What are you talking about? 你在说什么
That thing hasn't even touched me yet. 那东西根本就没刮到我
True. Then again, 没错 但是
wasn't really trying to. 根本没打算刮到你
Chief, they're powering up engines. 老大 他们发动引擎了
Okay. Yeah, Yeah. - Come on, Come on, Come on. 好的 知道了 -快点 快点
God. 天啊
Okay, ready? 准备
Hello! 有人吗
Please. 救命啊
Please. I'm down here. 救命啊 我在下面
I'm down here. I'm stuck. 我在下面 我被卡住了
I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't-- 我卡住了 我动不了 我动...
If you're nothing without this suit, 如果没有这套战衣你就一无是处
then you shouldn't have it. 那你就不配拥有它
Come on, Peter. 加油 彼得
Come on, Spider-Man. 加油 蜘蛛侠
Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light. 出发拦截 行动 行动
Oh, yeah. 好啊
Retroreflective panels engaged. 启动反光板
Got a visual on the plane, 看到飞机了
but I'm feeling a little resistance. 但我感觉好像有点阻力
It's probably just drag on the new turbines. 可能只是新涡轮的曳力
Look out for the cloaking cameras. 小心隐形摄像机
Stay in the blind spots. 躲在盲区里
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 我的天啊 我的天啊
Deploy high-altitude vacuum seal. 启动高空真空密封
This better work, Mason. 最好管用 梅森
Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes 相信我 老大 这里一个箱子
and we are set for life. - Yeah. 都够我们吃一辈子 -嗯
You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit 你有30秒时间进入驾驶舱
and override their security. 超控他们的安保程序
Cloning transponder signal. 复制应答机信号
Launching decoy drone. 发射诱饵无人机
Entering new coordinates. 设定新坐标
Good, so it's on its way? 很好 那么一切顺利
Yes, sir, right on course. 是的 先生 航线正常
Okay, thank you. 好 谢谢你
All right. 好了
Hot dog. 我的乖乖
Just a typical homecoming 只是一个普通的返校节
on the outside of an invisible jet... 趴在一架隐形飞机外
Fighting my girlfriend's dad. 对付我女朋友的爸爸
Oh, God! 天啊
I can't believe that worked. 真不敢相信这样也行
Chief, Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. 老大 飞机在坠落 赶紧离开
I'm not going home empty-handed. 我不要空手而归
Oh, my god. 天呐
Get out of there. What are you doing? 快走 你在干什么
Please turn! Please turn! 转向啊 转向啊
Pedro. 好啊 小彼
Bingo. 中奖了
Your wingsuit. 你的翅膀战衣
Your wingsuit's gonna explode! 你的翅膀要炸了
Time to go home, Pete. 该回家了 彼得
I'm trying to save you! 我是想救你
No! 不
No. 不
No! 不
It looked so insane. That whole-- 看上去好疯狂 整件...
like, it was just crazy. 简直疯了
He was just, like... 他就...
And you were like, "Ah!" 你就...
And then I just hit him with the "Fffew." 然后我拿那个打中了他
It was so-- oh, my god. 简直...天呐
You saved me. 你救了我
It was awesome. 太赞了
Liz. 丽兹
I'm gonna miss you. 我会想你的
Bye. 再见
Liz. 丽兹
Liz, look, I'm so sorry. 丽兹 我很抱歉
You say that a lot. 你老说抱歉
What are you sorry for this time? 这次又是为了什么
The dance? 舞会的事
That was a pretty crappy thing to do. 那是挺过分的
Well, yeah, but I-- I mean, your dad-- 是啊 但是 你爸爸
I can't imagine what you're going through. 我无法想象你现在的感觉
If there's anything I can do to help... 要是我能帮上什么
I guess we're moving to Oregon. 我猜我们要搬去俄勒冈州了
Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. 妈妈说那里挺不错的 所以还好了
Anyways, dad doesn't want us here during the trial, so... 反正 爸爸不希望我们庭审期间待在这里
Liz, I-- I-- 丽兹 我
Bye, Peter. 再见 彼得
Whatever's going on with you, 不管你究竟有什么事
I hope you figure it out. 我希望你能解决
Congratulations, decathlon national champions. 恭喜 学术竞赛全国冠军们
Yeah! 好啊
I'm gonna have to put this back in the trophy case soon, 我稍后要把这个放回奖杯陈列柜里
but just for motivation right now at this practice. 现在练习期间 放在这里作为激励
I'm a little ahead of the game, 我有点超前了
but we will need a new team captain next year. 但我们明年需要位新队长
So I am appointing Michelle. 所以我要指派米歇尔
Yeah! 好啊
Thank you. 谢谢
My-- my friends call me MJ. 我的朋友喊我MJ
I thought you didn't have any friends. 你不是没有朋友吗
I didn't. 现在有了
I gotta Go. - Hey, where You going? 我得走了 -你要去哪
What are you hiding, Peter? 你在隐瞒什么 彼得
I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. 开玩笑的 我才不关心 去吧
All right, so we should run some drills. 好了 我们该排练一下
Yeah. 嗯
Happy. What-- what are you doing here? 哈皮 你怎么在这里
I really owe you one. 我真的欠你个人情
I don't know what I would do without this job. 我要是没了这份工作真不知如何是好
I mean, before I met Tony-- 我认识托尼之前
So how long you been here? 你在这里待了多久了
Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. 反正是够尴尬了 老板想见你
Is he here too? 他也在这里吗
In the toilet? No, he's upstate. 在厕所里吗 不 他在州北
Upstate? Like, upstate-upstate? 州北 就那个地方吗
Yeah, let's go. 是啊 走吧
Take a look. 看看
It's pretty impressive, huh? 挺气派吧
They just finished remodeling the whole thing. 他们刚完成整体重装
You don't see that every day. 这可不是每天都看得见的
There they are. 他们来了
How was the ride up? 来得路上怎么样
Good. 挺好的
Give me a minute with the kid. 让我跟这孩子单独谈会儿
Seriously? - Yeah. 真的吗 -是的
I got to talk to the kid. 我得跟孩子谈谈
I'll be close behind. 我就跟在后面
How about a loose follow? 跟远点吧
All right? Boundaries are good. 行吗 距离产生美
Sorry I took your suit. 抱歉我拿走了你的战衣
I mean, you had it coming. 虽然你是活该
Actually, it turns out it was the perfect 事实证明 这是正合适的
sorta tough-love moment that you needed, right? 你需要的严厉管教 是吧
To urge you on? Right? Wouldn't you think? 敦促你发奋 你说是吧
Don't you think? - Yeah. 是吧 -嗯
I guess. - Let's just say it was. 大概是吧 -就算是吧
Mr. Stark, I really-- 斯塔克先生 我...
You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. 你闯了大祸
But then you did the right thing. 但之后你做了正确的事
Took the dog to the free clinic, 你带狗狗去了免费诊所
you raised the hybrid puppies. 然后养大了混血狗崽
All right, not my best analogy. 好吧 这个比喻不是很好
I was wrong about you. 我错怪你了
I think, with a little more mentoring, 我觉得 稍加指教
you could be a real asset to the team. 你可以成为团队里有价值的一员
To the-- to the team? - Yeah. Anyway, 队员 -是啊
there's about 50 reporters behind that door. 那扇门后有50来个记者
Real ones, not bloggers. 真记者 不是博主
When you're ready, 等你准备好了
why don't you try that on? 试试这件吧
And I'll introduce the world 我会向世界介绍
to the newest official member of the Avengers: 复仇者联盟的最新正式成员
Spider-man. 蜘蛛侠
I-- 我...
Yeah, give that a look. 嗯 看看吧
So after the press conference, 发布会之后
Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters. 哈皮会带你回房间 你的新住处
Where's he between? He's next to Vision? 给他安排在哪了 幻视隔壁吗
Yeah, Vision's not big on doors. 嗯 幻视不怎么走门
It's fun. - Or walls. 挺好玩的 -还穿墙
You'll fit right in. 你能很好融入的
Thank you, Mr. Stark, 谢谢 斯塔克先生
but I'm-- I'm good. 但是 还是不用了
You're good? How are you good? 不用了 怎么说
Well, I mean, 我是说
I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. 我还是想再多脚踏实地一阵子
Friendly neighborhood Spider-man. 做个友善的好街坊蜘蛛侠
Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right? 总得有人去照顾小人物嘛
You're turning me down? 你要拒绝我吗
You better think about this. Look at that. 你想清楚了 看那个啊
Look at me. 看我
Last chance. Yes or no? 最后机会 要不要
No. - Okay. 不要 -好
It's kind of a Springsteen-y, 这种斯普林斯汀
working-class hero vibe that I dig. 工人阶级英雄的气概我还蛮喜欢的
Happy will take you home. 哈皮会送你回家
Yeah? - Yeah. 行吧 -好
Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute. 能去车里等着吗 我需要点时间
Thank you, Mr. Stark. 谢谢 斯塔克先生
Yes, Mr. Parker, very well. 不客气 帕克先生 那好
See You around. - Okay. 回见 -好
That was a test, right? 刚刚是试我吧
There's nobody back there? 那后面根本没人
Yes, you passed. 是啊 你通过了
All right, skedaddle there, 好了 快走吧
Thank You, Mr. Stark. Thank you. - young buck. 谢谢 斯塔克先生 谢谢 -小家伙
Yeah, thank you. 谢谢你才对
Told you he was a good kid. 就说他是个好孩子吧
Pepper! Pepper! 派珀 派珀
Where's the kid? 那孩子呢
He left. - Everybody's waiting. 他走了 -大家都等着呢
You know what, he actually made a really mature choice. 其实 他做了个很成熟的决定
It just surprised the heck out of us. 就是让我们措手不及
Did you guys screw this up? 你们搞砸了吗
He told the kid to go wait in the car. 他叫那孩子去车里等着了
Are you kidding me? I have a room full of people 开什么玩笑 那一屋子的人
and they're waiting for some big announcement. 都在等待一个重大消息
What am I gonna tell them? 我要跟他们说什么
Think of something. How about, um, 想点别的吧 比如
Hap, you still got that ring? 哈皮 戒指你还带着吗
Do I-- I-- 我...
the engagement ring. - are You kidding? 订婚戒指 -开玩笑吗
I've been carrying this since 2008. 我从2008年带到现在
Okay. 好吧
I think I can think of something better than that. 我觉得我能想到比那个好的
Well, it would buy us a little time. 这能给我们争取点时间嘛
Like we need time. 我们也不需要时间了
I can't believe you have that thing in your pocket. 真不敢相信你把那玩意就揣兜里
Let me to get the door for you, hon? 要我替你开门吗 亲爱的
I got it. 我来吧
Aunt May, did you do dinner already? 梅婶婶 你做晚饭了吗
May? 梅
What the f--?! 怎么回...
英雄归来
蜘蛛侠
Look who it is. 看看这是谁
What are the odds 多巧啊
you and I'd end up at the same summer camp? 咱俩进了同一个夏令营
Relax. 放松
This? It's not on you. 这 不怪你
It's on our little spider friend. 要怪我们那位蜘蛛小朋友
I've got some boys on the outside 我在外面有人
who would love to meet him. 他们很想认识认识他
You know, take a picture, 拍张合照
slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 割了他的喉咙 把他脑袋塞进烘干机
And I heard a rumor... 我听到传闻说
You know who he is. 你知道他的身份
If I knew who he was, 要是我知道
he'd already be dead. 他早就死了
Toomes, your family's here! 图姆斯 你的家人来了
I'm Captain America, 我是美国队长
here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits 我要跟你们谈谈 一名士兵或学生能拥有的
a soldier or student can have. 最宝贵的品质之一
Patience. 耐心
Sometimes patience is the key to victory. 有时 耐心能换来胜利
Sometimes it leads to very little 有时 却回报甚少
and it seems like it's not worth it. 会让人觉得很不值
And you wonder 你会想
why you waited so long 当初何必等那么久
for something so disappointing. 盼来的却是失望
How many more of these? 这玩意还要拍几条
蜘蛛侠将回归